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04-24-2008, 06:44 PM
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The future is unwritten
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What are you babbling about?
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04-24-2008, 06:50 PM
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(whistles) nothing! nothing at all!
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04-25-2008, 12:19 AM
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The future is unwritten
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I can believe that.
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04-25-2008, 12:21 AM
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I'm crushed, man, crushed! So, I'll posit you this: Why, with all the various sizes, forms, and colors of dogs, don't they have as many eye colors of cats?
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04-27-2008, 08:29 PM
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Anytime you're tempted to think you're life is so rough, that you've got it so bad . . .
think about that woman they just found imprisoned in a cellar in Austria by her father for two decades, repeatedly raped by him, giving birth to 6 of his kids, all stuck down there.
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05-10-2008, 11:44 PM
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purple PT Cruisers look like eggplants
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05-11-2008, 07:20 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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I have a mixture of hair putty, foundation and breadcrumbs under my fingernails. I think I'd better go wash my hands.
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05-11-2008, 09:36 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Either that or stay as you are and be a dirty girl!
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05-11-2008, 10:58 AM
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planning on attracting wildlife?
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05-11-2008, 01:30 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Well if she gets taken by a wicked witch she can use the content of her fingernails to leave on the ground, and find her way back home. If this happens, be sure to push the witch in the oven that she was planning to bake you in. And make sure she is dead because they have been known to be ornery.
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05-11-2008, 06:42 PM
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Cicero I read that too quickly and it gave me the shudders.
I thought you were advocating leaving my fingernails in the ground as a way for people to trace me when the witch got me. Shades of The Silence of the Lambs and Ring, Loki's ship of nails come Ragnorak as well as Rincewind's musings as to why a tooth fairy would want all those teeth. Anyway. Not quite as bad as I thought, no torn bloody nails involved. I did go and wash my hands like a good girl. Of course I should have done it before opening the pack of chicken goujons for the Board meeting, but I forget how much longer my nails are now, and that things can get caught further underneath them. As a minor aside - ever scratched and sniffed your bellybutton? How can they be so retch-inducing? I had a bath late morning, what's going on in there?!
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05-11-2008, 07:12 PM
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it's important to wash out your navel regularly.
Piercers and piercees have found this out!
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05-11-2008, 09:23 PM
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Quote:
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05-12-2008, 08:19 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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I try to not scratch and sniff myself. It's usually gross. But thanks for the update Sundae!
I'm not even curious anymore.....
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05-12-2008, 10:45 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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So don't you dare try that in behind your ears!
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