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Old 10-29-2005, 03:24 PM   #1
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I killed the thread with my unusual conversation piece.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:22 PM   #2
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no, you didn't. It's just that Sulu came out of the closet and the majority of Cellarites are these nerd-y, Trekk-y, hippie-types and they're stunned and freaked by this revelation and must slowly come to terms with the gayness of the Trek. (I always thought it was kinda gay anyway). Dinna worry. They'll be back.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:35 PM   #3
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no, you didn't. It's just that Sulu came out of the closet and the majority of Cellarites are these nerd-y, Trekk-y, hippie-types and they're stunned and freaked by this revelation and must slowly come to terms with the gayness of the Trek. (I always thought it was kinda gay anyway). Dinna worry. They'll be back.
But it must also be a relief, since it's OK to be gay like Sulu, maybe some of these guys can finally get a date, even if it's with each other.
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Old 10-29-2005, 04:57 PM   #4
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so says the gender conrfused gweenie/rock steady
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Old 11-04-2005, 08:14 AM   #5
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what's your favorite position ladies?
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:00 PM   #6
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Woman on top... I like the control .
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:22 PM   #7
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doggie for best penetration. And reverse cowgirl.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:26 PM   #8
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:27 PM   #9
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Man on top, by a long shot. I definitely don't go so far as rape fantasies, but I like me some aggressiveness.
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:28 PM   #10
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... but I like me some aggressiveness.
Mmmmmmmmm! Me, too! I like a LOT! Come and get me, big boy!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 11-04-2005, 03:36 PM   #11
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Mmmmmmmmm! Me, too! I like a LOT! Come and get me, big boy!
You're such a hornball, Brianna.
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Old 11-08-2005, 11:54 PM   #12
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I like me some aggressiveness.

Ditto.

I like the domination though, not the pain (at least, not a lot of pain).

Doggie Style has to be my favorite... with him pulling my hair...
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:30 PM   #13
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Ditto.

I like the domination though, not the pain (at least, not a lot of pain).

Doggie Style has to be my favorite... with him pulling my hair...
Are you sure you're from Kansas?
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Old 11-11-2005, 08:44 PM   #14
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Are you sure you're from Kansas?
Last time I checked... Why, is that bad?
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Old 11-14-2005, 03:17 AM   #15
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Safe(?) Sex

Another gem from the Sunday Times - sounds like a leftover from the Balkan war:

'A doctor is experimenting with a radical new contraceptive treatment - electric shocks to the testicles. Dr Sava Bojovic, a fertility expert in Novi Banovci, Serbia, says the small shock makes men temporarily infertile. "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low currents flowing through them," he explains. "This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days." He hopes to have a small, battery-powered testicle shocker ready by Christmas.

Oh, yeah? After you, buddy!
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