The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 598

Spexxvet · 02-07-2011, 09:56 AM

He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood.

wolf · 02-07-2011, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I thought he was dressing up like Princess Leia.

After a good night's sleep it occurred to me that i should have simply posted ...

Quote:

It is a dark time for the rebellion ...

Crimson Ghost · 02-07-2011, 06:30 PM

You have failed me for the last time...

John · 02-09-2011, 12:30 AM

It's those little details that make all the difference.

Gravdigr · 02-09-2011, 04:12 PM

I don't really know what's happening here...

zippyt · 02-09-2011, 04:23 PM

Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!

TheMercenary · 02-10-2011, 04:47 AM

Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud.

GunMaster357 · 02-10-2011, 07:37 AM

Sheldonrs · 02-10-2011, 10:18 AM

Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love.

Sheldonrs · 02-10-2011, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!

The bitches of Eastwick.

Pete Zicato · 02-10-2011, 10:36 AM

Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver.

The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy."

The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl."

The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy."

Gravdigr · 02-13-2011, 02:38 PM

.

Gravdigr · 02-13-2011, 02:41 PM

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ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG
WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.

BUT JUST BEFORE HE REENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK
"GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME
RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT. HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN
EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE "GOOD
LUCK, MR. GORSKY" STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG.

THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED. MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL
ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938 WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MIDWEST TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING
BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL,

WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THE BEDROOM WINDOWS.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS.GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK
UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.

What do ya think? True?

footfootfoot · 02-13-2011, 03:42 PM

the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan."
Who's Murray Khan?
A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon.

Pete Zicato · 02-13-2011, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

What do ya think? True?

Most stories of this sort can be checked on snopes.com.

snopes says no.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp

02-07-2011, 09:56 AM	#8956
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-07-2011, 06:30 PM	#8958
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	You have failed me for the last time... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-09-2011, 04:12 PM	#8960
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I don't really know what's happening here... Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-09-2011, 04:23 PM	#8961
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh thats SIMPLE , Dogs Birthday and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

02-10-2011, 04:47 AM	#8962
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-09-2011, 12:30 AM	#8959
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	It's those little details that make all the difference.

02-10-2011, 07:37 AM	#8963
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	__________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

02-10-2011, 10:18 AM	#8964
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

02-10-2011, 10:36 AM	#8966
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver. The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy." The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl." The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy." __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-13-2011, 02:38 PM	#8967
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-13-2011, 03:42 PM	#8969
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan." Who's Murray Khan? A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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