What new thing have you learned today ? - Page 6

TheMercenary · 04-28-2011, 08:28 PM

I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.

sexobon · 04-29-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Today I learned that sexobon is male.

I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.

Thought I sounded too smart to be a guy, huh?

BigV · 04-29-2011, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Today I learned that sexobon is male.

I had been operating on what I thought had been given knowledge that he was female, and this belief dated back to his prior username, even. Musta crossed a major wire somewhere in my brain and attached another user's background to his name. Sorry about that, buddy.

LOL

footfootfoot · 04-29-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet.

What?

footfootfoot · 04-29-2011, 09:00 PM

Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.

monster · 04-29-2011, 09:07 PM

Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.

limey · 04-30-2011, 04:24 AM

If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).

Tulip · 04-30-2011, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks.

There's one brand that was decent. But then again, I don't like beer so I may not have minded the "a little lacking" beer taste.

Griff · 04-30-2011, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by limey

If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer.
I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!).

You might want to try Kombucha.

ZenGum · 04-30-2011, 09:54 AM

Water?

footfootfoot · 04-30-2011, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Water?

Are you crazy? Fish fuck in it.

ZenGum · 04-30-2011, 10:08 AM

So triple the price and sell it as a protein drink.

footfootfoot · 04-30-2011, 10:29 AM

I want to hire you to do all my marketing from now on.

SamIam · 04-30-2011, 12:41 PM

I drink bottled tea. There are lots of brands available that sell just straight tea with no sweetener of any kind.

Screw non-alcoholic beer. If I'm gonna drink beer, I might as well drink the good stuff. I have just sworn off the beer flavor completely. It CAN be done.

HungLikeJesus · 04-30-2011, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol.

Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism.

Maybe you just need a beer patch.

04-28-2011, 08:28 PM	#76
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I learned today that Lamplighter is a sock puppet. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

04-29-2011, 09:00 PM	#80
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Today I learned that my entire town is committed to alcohol. Not one store here sells non alcoholic beer. WTF? Now I have to drive 20 minutes to support my non alcoholism. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-29-2011, 09:07 PM	#81
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Non alcoholic beer tastes like shit, that's why. That's when I learned pregnancy sucks. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-30-2011, 04:24 AM	#82
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	If they called it something else, it'd prolly taste OK, but you expect it to taste like beer. I've said it here before and I wish a big drinks manufacturer would pay attention - there is a HUGE gap in the market for a no-alcoholic drink that isn't all sugar/sweeteners/fruit flavour. PLEASE will someone make it and market it (but don't call it beer!). __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

04-30-2011, 09:54 AM	#85
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Water? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-30-2011, 10:08 AM	#87
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So triple the price and sell it as a protein drink. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-30-2011, 10:29 AM	#88
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I want to hire you to do all my marketing from now on. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-30-2011, 12:41 PM	#89
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I drink bottled tea. There are lots of brands available that sell just straight tea with no sweetener of any kind. Screw non-alcoholic beer. If I'm gonna drink beer, I might as well drink the good stuff. I have just sworn off the beer flavor completely. It CAN be done.

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