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lumberjim · 08-25-2014, 05:34 PM

Oops. Didn't mean to turn this into another birfday fredd...

But thanks! I had a nice mellow day.

footfootfoot · 08-25-2014, 07:17 PM

A jazz chord

To say

I Ruv you,

A jazz chord

to say I care...

Big Sarge · 08-25-2014, 09:54 PM

jim - looking at your pics, I always thought you were in your 30's. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good birthday

lumberjim · 08-25-2014, 10:59 PM

I used to be in my 30s. That says like... 4 years ago, or something. I can't be sure....

But thanks. I'm going to live to be 93, so it's all relative. If I was going to only live to be 80, then I would be in my 30s still.

Gravdigr · 08-27-2014, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I used to be in my 30s...

Me, too. Wonder if that's a coincidence?

Sundae · 09-02-2014, 07:40 AM

I just had a haircut, was brave enough to go into my bank to get a statement for my financial meeting later today, missed out on free Nandos wings by being two people too far back in the queue and realised I am beginning to find my way around Leeds. Slightly.

Unless the meeting is a complete disaster then I will count today as one of minor but satisfactory achievements.

Gravdigr · 09-02-2014, 07:37 PM

Your bank gives out free chicken wings?

Only thing my bank gives me is a bill.<---See that? See what I did?

lumberjim · 10-09-2014, 01:49 PM

I just can't stop farting.

fargon · 10-09-2014, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I just can't stop farting.

That happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I cut an almost uninterupted fart for 3 hours strait. And it reeked.

lumberjim · 10-09-2014, 03:38 PM

yeah, no flavor here. but they're hot. my ass is on fire.

I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.

Gravdigr · 10-09-2014, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

I cut an almost uninterupted fart for 3 hours strait.

..I almost spit ginger ale on the keyboard.

Clodfobble · 10-09-2014, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable.

The gas is a byproduct of all the dying carb-eating bacteria species that you are no longer feeding. Die-off is usually 7-10 days unless you had some major illness going on before. It will stop soon, I promise.

Aliantha · 10-09-2014, 09:45 PM

haha...it's funny really. I had always just assumed that Jim farted a lot anyway. Not sure why, and I know it's probably rude, but I just figured you might be the type who farts then smiles and checks to see who's gagging.

Don't feel bad. My brother does this, and he's a medical professional. So do my teenagers, but that's no recommendation.

When I was pregnant I had gas coming from everywhere, so i eventually gave up being embarrassed by it. haha

Farts are funny.

Clodfobble · 10-10-2014, 12:14 AM

I fart so openly in front of my family, I sometimes have to remind myself that I can't just do it anywhere.

Aliantha · 10-10-2014, 08:17 AM

Yeah, me too. lol. Even adens gf. I realised i might not in front of mavs new gf though...yet. lol

08-25-2014, 05:34 PM	#76
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Oops. Didn't mean to turn this into another birfday fredd... But thanks! I had a nice mellow day. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-25-2014, 07:17 PM	#77
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A jazz chord To say I Ruv you, A jazz chord to say I care... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-25-2014, 09:54 PM	#78
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	jim - looking at your pics, I always thought you were in your 30's. Anyway, I'm glad you had a good birthday __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-25-2014, 10:59 PM	#79
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I used to be in my 30s. That says like... 4 years ago, or something. I can't be sure.... But thanks. I'm going to live to be 93, so it's all relative. If I was going to only live to be 80, then I would be in my 30s still. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-02-2014, 07:37 PM	#82
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09-02-2014, 07:40 AM	#81
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I just had a haircut, was brave enough to go into my bank to get a statement for my financial meeting later today, missed out on free Nandos wings by being two people too far back in the queue and realised I am beginning to find my way around Leeds. Slightly. Unless the meeting is a complete disaster then I will count today as one of minor but satisfactory achievements.

10-09-2014, 01:49 PM	#83
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I just can't stop farting. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2014, 03:38 PM	#85
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, no flavor here. but they're hot. my ass is on fire. I changed my diet pretty drastically last week. Been counting calories & sodium and eating salad every day. now I poop 2 or 3 times every day... and I'm flatulent as all hell. I hope I adjust soon. this is uncomfortable. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-09-2014, 09:45 PM	#88
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	haha...it's funny really. I had always just assumed that Jim farted a lot anyway. Not sure why, and I know it's probably rude, but I just figured you might be the type who farts then smiles and checks to see who's gagging. Don't feel bad. My brother does this, and he's a medical professional. So do my teenagers, but that's no recommendation. When I was pregnant I had gas coming from everywhere, so i eventually gave up being embarrassed by it. haha Farts are funny. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-10-2014, 12:14 AM	#89
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I fart so openly in front of my family, I sometimes have to remind myself that I can't just do it anywhere. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-10-2014, 08:17 AM	#90
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah, me too. lol. Even adens gf. I realised i might not in front of mavs new gf though...yet. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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