05-22-2006, 07:06 AM | #886 |
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Those paintshop boys don't hang about...
Labelled: 'Paul McCartney gets his share of the divorce settlement...' .
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05-22-2006, 07:32 AM | #887 |
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Ooh! CF, that is naughty! I love it!
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05-22-2006, 10:43 AM | #888 |
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McCartney divorced?
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05-22-2006, 11:06 AM | #889 |
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What's the matter with you? Are you skipping the gossip and celebrity pages to keep abreast of real news?
I just found out about it myself when I turned on the TV over the weekend, and there were a bunch of talking heads talking about how his $$$$$$ will be split up since he had no pre-nup. |
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05-22-2006, 04:24 PM | #891 |
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I actually knew McCartney was getting divorced early on because I saw something on Comedy Central making fun of it. But that aside... I don't get the prosthetic leg joke.
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05-22-2006, 04:33 PM | #892 |
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i thought his wife was dead. maybe it's her leg?
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05-22-2006, 04:34 PM | #893 |
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Soon-to-be-ex Mrs. Macca was a model, and then had a leg amputated after being in a bad motorcycle accident. She went into anti-landmines advocacy.
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05-22-2006, 06:20 PM | #895 |
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McCartney married her without a pre-nup! He is screwed. Although I heard someone say his legal team is so good, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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05-22-2006, 06:29 PM | #896 |
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Heather Mills (the soon to be ex Mrs McCartney) was actually less than a week away from marrying one Chris Terrill, a freelance photographer (he's actually just produced a documentary on the Royal de Luxe event in London last month - French giant elephant and girl thingy) - she wwent out to meet her sister at Heathrow airport (she was flying in from Greece for the wedding ) and she never came back - just phoned her fiance to say it was never going to happen. She'd met McCartney a few weeks before, he called round to donate £400,000 towards her landmines charity.
She lost her leg as UT said. She is looking for a huge divorce settlement which she says is to further her work with landmines victims. She seems to be a complex character inside who tries to show a simple character on the outside. I guess McCartney can afford it. Chris Terrill wrote a very amusing an informative open letter to Macca in the Sunday Times - worth reading if you can get hold of a copy... probably will be reproduced on the net somewhere, I'll have a look and edit this post if I find it - or else add it as a separate wentry.
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05-22-2006, 06:39 PM | #897 |
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First John.... now this.
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05-22-2006, 06:40 PM | #898 |
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First John.... now this.
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05-22-2006, 06:42 PM | #899 |
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'scuse me... I think my machine just farted. Maybe time to install the new keyboard.
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He can afford it? You must be a woman. No man would say, "Oh, it's just 600 million dollars. He can afford it." They were married for less than 4 years and she gets 600 million dollars?!? She got to live in mansions, tour the world, eat great food, and sleep with a Beatle. She should be paying him.
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