Stupid People - Page 7

Shawnee123 · 11-08-2007, 01:25 PM

I thought I'd let you all keep your lunch down.

Shawnee123 · 11-08-2007, 03:37 PM

I still think the best band name would be Cloth Jacket Fonzies

Rexmons · 11-08-2007, 03:57 PM

Here's one that happened to me today:

A user called saying her computer wasn't booting up (which is wasn't). I get there, determine it's a bad power supply, and grab the tower to take with me back to the nerd lair. Before I go, I set her up at what we call a hoteling desk. A hoteling desk is an empty seat that has a computer there so someone who's visiting can log into the network, check email, and work. (outlook is automatically setup when you login and everyones my documents folder is mapped to a network drive so you can access it from any pc you log into). Before I leave the area someone see's me and begins asking me a question about their computer which I answer for them. On my way out the original girl tells me there's something wrong with the hoteling pc too. I ask her to show me whats wrong and she's able to login to the computer ok, but once she logs in she can't remote into her own computer...the one I'm holding under my arm.

lumberjim · 11-08-2007, 04:47 PM

this may be an urban legend, but i heard from a tow truck driver about a call that they responded to ....a girl had been locked out of her car because the battery in her remote died. the driver arrived, took the key from her hand, and inserted it into the lock.......turned it...and voila.

it's stupid enough to have actually happened....but....i was skeptical.

Cloud · 11-08-2007, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

this may be an urban legend, but i heard from a tow truck driver about a call that they responded to ....a girl had been locked out of her car because the battery in her remote died. the driver arrived, took the key from her hand, and inserted it into the lock.......turned it...and voila.

it's stupid enough to have actually happened....but....i was skeptical.

Oh, I believe it. He probably charged her $85 too.

Rexmons · 11-08-2007, 04:54 PM

wow, i think the towtruck driver should have done his civic duty and not returned her keys. you don't want someone that stupid on the roads.

Shawnee123 · 11-09-2007, 08:34 AM

Soon they'll be throwing poo at each other.

ZenGum · 11-09-2007, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Soon they'll be throwing poo at each other.

Looks to me like they already are.

Wow. It's kind of awesome in a spoiled brat/drunken lout kind of way.

Shawnee123 · 11-09-2007, 08:44 AM

I got 20 bucks on W.H.I.P.

lumberjim · 11-09-2007, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Soon they'll be throwing poo at each other.

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

It's like visiting the zoo and watching the animals.

It's better though...cuz you can get in the cage and fling poo with them!

ZenGum · 11-09-2007, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I got 20 bucks on W.H.I.P.

ARE YOU STUPID ??? YOU ARE THE WORST TIPPER IN THE ...

Oh wait, wrong thread. Sorry all

PS.

at your post Shawnee

monster · 11-09-2007, 08:54 AM

it's too fecking funny

monster · 11-09-2007, 08:55 AM

srsly, can you guys actually read all those caps without your eyes crossing? ouch.

lumberjim · 11-09-2007, 08:58 AM

i struggle with the utter lack of punctuation more than the caps....but it's funny if you can get the flow.

monster · 11-09-2007, 09:11 AM

it's the mean hurtful names bit that's so funny.

geek. cock.

11-08-2007, 03:57 PM	#3
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Here's one that happened to me today: A user called saying her computer wasn't booting up (which is wasn't). I get there, determine it's a bad power supply, and grab the tower to take with me back to the nerd lair. Before I go, I set her up at what we call a hoteling desk. A hoteling desk is an empty seat that has a computer there so someone who's visiting can log into the network, check email, and work. (outlook is automatically setup when you login and everyones my documents folder is mapped to a network drive so you can access it from any pc you log into). Before I leave the area someone see's me and begins asking me a question about their computer which I answer for them. On my way out the original girl tells me there's something wrong with the hoteling pc too. I ask her to show me whats wrong and she's able to login to the computer ok, but once she logs in she can't remote into her own computer...the one I'm holding under my arm. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

11-08-2007, 04:47 PM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this may be an urban legend, but i heard from a tow truck driver about a call that they responded to ....a girl had been locked out of her car because the battery in her remote died. the driver arrived, took the key from her hand, and inserted it into the lock.......turned it...and voila. it's stupid enough to have actually happened....but....i was skeptical. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-08-2007, 04:54 PM	#6
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	wow, i think the towtruck driver should have done his civic duty and not returned her keys. you don't want someone that stupid on the roads. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

11-09-2007, 08:54 AM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's too fecking funny __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-09-2007, 08:55 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	srsly, can you guys actually read all those caps without your eyes crossing? ouch. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-08-2007, 01:25 PM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I thought I'd let you all keep your lunch down.

11-08-2007, 03:37 PM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I still think the best band name would be Cloth Jacket Fonzies

11-09-2007, 08:34 AM	#7
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Soon they'll be throwing poo at each other.

11-09-2007, 08:44 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I got 20 bucks on W.H.I.P.

11-09-2007, 08:58 AM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i struggle with the utter lack of punctuation more than the caps....but it's funny if you can get the flow. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-09-2007, 09:11 AM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	it's the mean hurtful names bit that's so funny. geek. cock. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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