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Old 01-07-2013, 05:07 AM   #10651
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To the tune of Riders in the Sky...
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:08 AM   #10652
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Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the octopus beneath my wings
This made me laugh my tits off.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:37 AM   #10653
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This made me laugh my tits off.
I hope you kept track of them. They can probably be reattached.
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:55 PM   #10654
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Great news!
I JUST bought a roll of double sided tape!

I'll be right over!
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:14 PM   #10655
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So long as Ibby doesn't pinch* them first.


*hey, works either way.
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Old 01-07-2013, 07:52 PM   #10656
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Old 01-08-2013, 11:11 AM   #10657
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This made me laugh my tits off.
They were such lovely tits too.
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:35 PM   #10658
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Up next on today's episode of "Gary Busey Is Batshit Insane":

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Pray for the best, prepare for the worst, here come the hobbits.


Is that a cassette recorder?
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:37 PM   #10659
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I think he may have confused hobbits with Mexicans.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:32 PM   #10660
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Dana does have nice tits. I'd swap hers for mine - except then I'd be fat-with-small-tits which is one of nature's cruellest tricks. At least I can make men smile at me on buses just by having lively sweater puppies.

Dana got the brains, I got the OAPs.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:50 PM   #10661
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wtf?

Name: 10117.jpg Views: 510 Size: 76.5 KB

Also, wtf'nf?

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Old 02-01-2013, 10:11 PM   #10662
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:45 AM   #10663
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It just needs a full stop after pants and a comma after don't.
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:39 PM   #10664
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I bet he does...

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Old 02-03-2013, 04:04 PM   #10665
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