What is pissing you off this time? - Page 72

Gravdigr · 01-08-2015, 02:59 PM

I saw that vid earlier this past week and knew, just knew it would bite me in the ass. She prolly went to jail for disturbing the peace, at the least.

In all actuality, I was rather quiet in my order rage. I doubt anyone more than four feet away knew anything about my 'tirade'.

Don't get thrown in jail for a hamburger, I always say.

Also: I don't think we have an Ypsilanti here in KY. That might be the Ypsilanti in, uh, where was that, now...Oh, yeah it's in MICHIGAN!

xoxoxoBruce · 01-08-2015, 10:46 PM

It didn't bite you in the ass.

Your story rings a bell with everyone, we've all been there, and hopefully acted as wisely as you did.

It cost me $430 for a new glass door on the pizza shop.

footfootfoot · 01-09-2015, 07:59 AM

I dried one of my brand new SmartWool socks.

glatt · 01-09-2015, 08:55 AM

Huh. My wife throws her Smartwool sock in the drier all the time and they are fine. Were yours the really thick hiking kind or the daily wear thinner kind?

footfootfoot · 01-09-2015, 12:20 PM

They were the thick kind. You can dry them but they lose a lot of their soft fluffiness and shrink a bit. So now I have one super soft and fluffy one and one that is not so super soft and fluffy and about an inch shorter..

infinite monkey · 01-09-2015, 01:06 PM

I don't know why for sure, but I just lol'd at the image of this big old fluffy sock next to a sad little went-through-the-dryer sock.

footfootfoot · 01-09-2015, 01:09 PM

You're sick. It's not funny at all.

Every time you laugh at a shrunken sock Jesus kicks a puppy.

infinite monkey · 01-09-2015, 01:11 PM

I'm sorry. I really should think of the socks. I shouldn't be such a sock extremist.

Griff · 01-09-2015, 01:52 PM

You're not the extremist, talk to the sick son of a bitch who wantonly threw that sock in the dryer.

infinite monkey · 01-09-2015, 01:56 PM

Hey, yeah, you're right. I'm just reporting as I see it. I'm like the sock media. But sure, now I'm going to get blamed because a whole bunch of copycats are going to start throwing one of a pair of smartwool socks into the dryer. Like I created some sort of frenzy. Like I create the terror. hmmmph

lumberjim · 01-09-2015, 05:04 PM

now he's footfootfo on one leg

monster · 01-09-2015, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

They were the thick kind. You can dry them but they lose a lot of their soft fluffiness and shrink a bit. So now I have one super soft and fluffy one and one that is not so super soft and fluffy and about an inch shorter..

balls.

BigV · 01-09-2015, 11:32 PM

for fuck's sake, run the *other* one through the dryer too, and make them match. until then, I see you walking in circles.

limey · 01-10-2015, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

for fuck's sake, run the *other* one through the dryer too, and make them match. until then, I see you walking in circles.

Haggis!

Sent by thought transference

monster · 01-10-2015, 12:05 PM

Silly foot3, just hit the undo button on your dryer.

or take up ~~felching~~ felting. You never know, that could be your true vocation...

01-08-2015, 02:59 PM	#1066
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I saw that vid earlier this past week and knew, just knew it would bite me in the ass. She prolly went to jail for disturbing the peace, at the least. In all actuality, I was rather quiet in my order rage. I doubt anyone more than four feet away knew anything about my 'tirade'. Don't get thrown in jail for a hamburger, I always say. Also: I don't think we have an Ypsilanti here in KY. That might be the Ypsilanti in, uh, where was that, now...Oh, yeah it's in MICHIGAN! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-08-2015, 10:46 PM	#1067
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It didn't bite you in the ass. Your story rings a bell with everyone, we've all been there, and hopefully acted as wisely as you did. It cost me $430 for a new glass door on the pizza shop. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-09-2015, 07:59 AM	#1068
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I dried one of my brand new SmartWool socks. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-09-2015, 12:20 PM	#1070
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	They were the thick kind. You can dry them but they lose a lot of their soft fluffiness and shrink a bit. So now I have one super soft and fluffy one and one that is not so super soft and fluffy and about an inch shorter.. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-09-2015, 01:09 PM	#1072
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You're sick. It's not funny at all. Every time you laugh at a shrunken sock Jesus kicks a puppy. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-09-2015, 08:55 AM	#1069
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Huh. My wife throws her Smartwool sock in the drier all the time and they are fine. Were yours the really thick hiking kind or the daily wear thinner kind?

01-09-2015, 01:06 PM	#1071
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I don't know why for sure, but I just lol'd at the image of this big old fluffy sock next to a sad little went-through-the-dryer sock.

01-09-2015, 01:11 PM	#1073
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm sorry. I really should think of the socks. I shouldn't be such a sock extremist.

01-09-2015, 01:52 PM	#1074
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You're not the extremist, talk to the sick son of a bitch who wantonly threw that sock in the dryer. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-09-2015, 01:56 PM	#1075
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hey, yeah, you're right. I'm just reporting as I see it. I'm like the sock media. But sure, now I'm going to get blamed because a whole bunch of copycats are going to start throwing one of a pair of smartwool socks into the dryer. Like I created some sort of frenzy. Like I create the terror. hmmmph

01-09-2015, 05:04 PM	#1076
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	now he's footfootfo on one leg __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-09-2015, 11:32 PM	#1078
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	for fuck's sake, run the other one through the dryer too, and make them match. until then, I see you walking in circles. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-10-2015, 12:05 PM	#1080
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Silly foot3, just hit the undo button on your dryer. or take up ~~felching~~ felting. You never know, that could be your true vocation... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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