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Old 02-07-2015, 07:34 PM   #11416
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^^^Re: WTF?^^^:

♪ ♫Break out the whisky♪ ♫
♪ ♫And a bottle of wine♪ ♫
♪ ♫Take your shirt off♪ ♫
♪ ♫And your nipple too♪ ♫

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Old 02-09-2015, 12:22 AM   #11417
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I assume it's a coke reference but, swinging a blade is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
Then it all "Hey, free eyeball!"
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Old 02-09-2015, 03:43 PM   #11418
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That reminds me of the episode of "Boston Legal" where the client's mother with the artificial eye would get over agitated and her eye would pop out and go rolling around the room.

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Old 02-09-2015, 05:07 PM   #11419
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...but, texting is illegal.
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Old 02-09-2015, 05:15 PM   #11420
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NO NO NO, Don't touch that.... THAT button is the landing gear
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Old 02-09-2015, 05:21 PM   #11421
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...but, texting is illegal.

Driver caught using laptop, mobile phone and headphones at the wheel in rush-hour.
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Old 02-10-2015, 03:09 PM   #11422
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Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:

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Old 02-10-2015, 03:15 PM   #11423
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[quote=Scriveyn;921607]Today's IoD reminded me of these, taken at a UK MoD site:


RAF Regiment?

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Old 02-10-2015, 03:21 PM   #11424
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more like Navy perhaps?

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Old 02-13-2015, 01:33 PM   #11425
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I want two of those.
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:52 PM   #11426
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I saw an ad for an Occ Doc in Kittery, Maine, for the Portsmouth Naval Base. Wonder if I'd get to drive one of those, if I took the job?

Going to spend a week in June at CAMI, the Civilian Aerospace Medical Institute, learning aerospace medicine and getting qualified to do FAA physicals. CAMI looks amazing, on the internet at least. I hope they show us all the research labs etc. Here in NW PA I'll just be doing basic stuff, but if it's fantastically cool in June, I could be persuaded to jump ship and do more aerospace medicine.
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Old 02-14-2015, 09:03 PM   #11427
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My daughter had to get certified to give vision tests to those in the merchant marine.

Pretty basic test instuments ...

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Old 02-14-2015, 09:47 PM   #11428
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Hmm ... when I get folks in for physicals for the merchant marine, the vision tests are more extensive.

Although for truckers, testing for red/amber/green is all that's required. You can use a high-tech expensive Titmus machine, or you can provide ten or fifteen pieces of yarn in different colors (that include the above three) and ask the candidate to pick out red, amber, and green. It doesn't have to be high-tech, just reasonably accurate.

If the lamps are the precise thing encountered at sea, carry on. If not, testing should probably be a bit more specific.
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Old 02-15-2015, 08:22 AM   #11429
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Ooops, my mistake. I guess she was talking about testing truckers

Nevermind!
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Old 02-15-2015, 08:22 AM   #11430
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My old eye doc had me flip through a book and read the hidden numbers on the pages for the color test. He made me come in every six months and buy contacts directly from him and do that color blind test each visit. I think I was funding his beach mansion. Finally I switched docs and the new one gave me the color blind test as a new patient, and never again.
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