The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 810

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2016, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snakeadelic

There used to be a used-car lot in Everett, Washington (or the general vicinity) whose claim to fame was a Yugo they'd modified to look like a 1970s-80s home phone, the push-button style rather than rotary dial. They even had a giant headset/ear-mouth piece/whatever that was called welded onto the roof and doors, and I think their phone number was written on it. Wish I'd been able to get a pic of THAT while living in the area!

Like this one?

Gravdigr · 12-30-2016, 01:22 PM

Awesomeness.

I drove a Yugo for a while.

It got me around.

BigV · 12-30-2016, 02:09 PM

Around the bend?

What were your digits? Did it travel long distance or local calls only? What made you finally hang up?

Gravdigr · 12-30-2016, 02:44 PM

Know why Yugos had rear window defrosters?

To keep your hands warm while you're pushing that piece of shit.

Guy walks into a parts store, and says "I'd like a rearview mirror for my Yugo."

The guy behind the counter says "That sounds like a good trade."

Gravdigr · 12-30-2016, 02:53 PM

All joking aside, the one I drove was actually a pretty decent little car. A red GV, 4-speed, am/fm/cassette and two, count 'em, two speakers.

Momdigr bought it as a brand new unsold vehicle. It was a couple years old. A guy in Clarksville, Tennessee bought a shitload of never sold Yugos, and sold them for about $2500 a piece. Momdigr used for a 60 mile (round trip) commute for a few years, before putting it out to pasture. That's when I got hold of it.

I cleaned out a fence row with it, and didn't even dent it. I tried, literally, and I mean literally, to pull the gear shift out of the transmission in a fit of rage. I was bent over, completely inside the car, both hands gripping the gear shift, bending, snatching, yanking, cussing.

Drove it for a year after that. Finally smoked the clutch, and it was sold to a friend of Popdigr's who wanted the engine to run a mini sawmill.

classicman · 12-31-2016, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snakeadelic

The same way anyone could think that surgically augmented boobs that appear to have been filled with helium balloons is anything but a medical abomination? Or is that just me?

I'm completely with you.

Gravdigr · 01-01-2017, 05:55 PM

More titty for daddy is a good thing. I don't care if they're filled with mashed potatoes.

Mmmm...warm, buttery mashed potatoes...( . v . )

classicman · 01-02-2017, 10:25 AM

Those would be far better than the immovable overfilled, rock hard balloons some women seem to have these days. I prefer nature's creations. I think Imma start a list.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-04-2017, 05:59 PM

WTF?

Crimson Ghost · 01-08-2017, 02:40 AM

I'd hate to see what they consider bad...

footfootfoot · 01-08-2017, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

I'd hate to see what they consider bad...

Fewer than 400.

Gravdigr · 01-10-2017, 05:43 PM

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captainhook455 · 01-13-2017, 06:51 PM

All your pictures are broke Gravdigr. Oh boo hoo.

tarheel

fargon · 01-14-2017, 07:07 AM

That last pic is creepy as fuck.

Gravdigr · 01-14-2017, 04:26 PM

I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed.

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12-30-2016, 01:22 PM	#12137
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Awesomeness. I drove a Yugo for a while. It got me around. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2016, 02:09 PM	#12138
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Around the bend? What were your digits? Did it travel long distance or local calls only? What made you finally hang up? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-30-2016, 02:44 PM	#12139
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Know why Yugos had rear window defrosters? To keep your hands warm while you're pushing that piece of shit. Guy walks into a parts store, and says "I'd like a rearview mirror for my Yugo." The guy behind the counter says "That sounds like a good trade." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-30-2016, 02:53 PM	#12140
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	All joking aside, the one I drove was actually a pretty decent little car. A red GV, 4-speed, am/fm/cassette and two, count 'em, two speakers. Momdigr bought it as a brand new unsold vehicle. It was a couple years old. A guy in Clarksville, Tennessee bought a shitload of never sold Yugos, and sold them for about $2500 a piece. Momdigr used for a 60 mile (round trip) commute for a few years, before putting it out to pasture. That's when I got hold of it. I cleaned out a fence row with it, and didn't even dent it. I tried, literally, and I mean literally, to pull the gear shift out of the transmission in a fit of rage. I was bent over, completely inside the car, both hands gripping the gear shift, bending, snatching, yanking, cussing. Drove it for a year after that. Finally smoked the clutch, and it was sold to a friend of Popdigr's who wanted the engine to run a mini sawmill. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-01-2017, 05:55 PM	#12142
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	More titty for daddy is a good thing. I don't care if they're filled with mashed potatoes. Mmmm...warm, buttery mashed potatoes...( . v . ) __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-02-2017, 10:25 AM	#12143
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Those would be far better than the immovable overfilled, rock hard balloons some women seem to have these days. I prefer nature's creations. I think Imma start a list. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-04-2017, 05:59 PM	#12144
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	WTF? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-08-2017, 02:40 AM	#12145
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	I'd hate to see what they consider bad... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

01-10-2017, 05:43 PM	#12147
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-13-2017, 06:51 PM	#12148
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	All your pictures are broke Gravdigr. Oh boo hoo. tarheel

01-14-2017, 07:07 AM	#12149
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That last pic is creepy as fuck. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-14-2017, 04:26 PM	#12150
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I think those are CPR trainer dummies, with the mouths removed. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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