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05-05-2006, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Silver Spring MD
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Good for the deer. When people talk about hunting as a sport, I tell them to go out in a loincloth with a flint knife and bring me a lion.
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05-05-2006, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
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I'll go fetch you one with a sharp stick and some string, is that good enough?
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05-05-2006, 06:51 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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just go to the zoo, its like shooting lions in a cage. in fact its exactly like shooting lions in a cage,
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05-06-2006, 02:40 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Buckeye City
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OK this could go one of two ways. Trade your kiddy in for maybe a better behaved one or maybe you wanted a little girl instead of a little boy
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05-06-2006, 05:31 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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"the new sign looks great! the colours really make it lo...umm... excuse me, im pretty sure i ordered a space."
"oh im sorry, silly me! i never even gave it a thought, you'll be getting parents from all over town now thinking you sell clothes."
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05-06-2006, 05:32 AM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
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Location: Melbourne, Aus
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05-06-2006, 12:02 PM
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Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Your Mom's house
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Ok, this is a picture I drew in Microsoft paint...I think it qualifies as WTF.
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05-06-2006, 12:04 PM
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Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Your Mom's house
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Here's another...
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05-06-2006, 12:05 PM
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Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table
Join Date: Apr 2006
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and another....
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05-06-2006, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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That should be "suppository." Took me the longest time to get it.
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05-06-2006, 12:15 PM
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Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Your Mom's house
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Yeah, I didn't think it looked right either, but I guess I was just too damn lazy to check the correct spelling
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05-06-2006, 01:59 PM
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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You know you'd be the first one I'd call.
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05-06-2006, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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05-06-2006, 10:09 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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05-06-2006, 11:14 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: DC
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