Stupid People

[ZenGum]

Damn, I was just about to do this!

[Mockingbird]

Originally Posted by Griff

I'd like to add two automotive stupid people. The clown speeding in the fog with the gray car with lights off and the human metaphor who was in the passing lane of a posted 65mph highway (as of about 2 years ago) self-righteously doing 55 with with a Bush / Cheney sticker in the window. Take in new information much?

Ghahhahah! I saw a car the other day that had a Bush/Cheney sticker on one side and a 'I do what the voices in my head tell me' sticker on the other. I laughed so hard I almost slammed into them.

[barefoot serpent]

*quickly takes a razor blade to the W04 sticker on his SUV* /The Mercenary

[Cicero]

No wonder Zen, the sticker does make it look kind of fun.
It looks more like wheeee!!!! Than Aaaaaah!!
Maybe the sticker means: don't look like you are having so much fun when you do this?

[Sundae]

Today my new stupids are people with "baby on board" stickers on their cars who drive recklessly.

I'm not over-fond of "baby on board" - like a reckless driver gives a toot. But women (exclusively in my experience) who are so consumed by the mundane school run that they endanger their children, themselves, pedestrians and other road users just beggar belief.

This morning a woman stuck in traffic on the opposite side of the road saw a chance as an HGV powered up to pull forward in traffic. No signal, no reasonable assumption she would be pulling over, just screeech into the school entrance. And she blasted her horn at me - ME! the most traffic aware pedestrian in the WORLD since I was hit! - because I was crossing the entrance at the time.

I wanted to go and knock on her wondow and have a word. I settled for raised eyebrows and walking at my previous pace rather than scuttling like a frightened rabbit. I had right of way, which I doubt she knew - I was crossing BEFORE she signalled (which she never did). She's lucky I'm not still there :p

[Aliantha]

You should have 'had a word' with her Sundae. People like that are just too stupid to breath.

Anyone who buys the "I left them for you" line.
Even if the person saying it believes it (which they don't) the basis of your entire relationship is that you are with a hobag who trades-up...
Call me in five years sunshine.

[Gravdigr]

God, I love stupid people...Nitrous oxide huffer strikes a lighter in the car:

[Happy Monkey]

Terrence Howard.

Though, maybe "mentally ill" is more appropriate.

He continued to love himself by buying scissors, wire, magnets and vast numbers of sheets of plastic. He had a theory. It might seem crazy, it may even be crazy, but a long time ago he'd gotten hold of this notion that one times one doesn't equal one, but two. He began writing down his logic, in a language of his own devising that he calls Terryology. He wrote forward and backward, with both his right and left hands, sometimes using symbols he made up that look foreign, if not alien, to keep his ideas secret until they could be patented. In 2013, he got married again, to an L.A. restaurateur named Mira Pak, and the two would spend up to 17 hours a day cutting shapes out of the plastic and joining them together into various objects meant to demonstrate not only his one-times-one theory but many others as well.

[glatt]

poor guy.

[Happy Monkey]

Yeah... this is probably not quite the right thread.

[Gravdigr]

He ain't stoopit, he's batshit insane. Yeah, no, that ain't in the right thread, either.



Great minds, and all that shit...

[Gravdigr]

Stoopit people strike again...with just enough brain cells to be dangerous.

Thank goodness!

[Gravdigr]

I don't know wtf this video is actually about, but, it seems to involve how to make fire. Starting at 4 minutes in, the gentleman has just filled a 'forever match'-type lighter with fuel and is about to strike it rich stupid.

Hilarity stupidity ensues:

[Gravdigr]

Aaand then there's this guy:



What could possibly go wrong?