Idiot of The Day - Page 9

Gravdigr · 06-02-2014, 02:35 PM

Back when I was younger and stupider, and we would ride around drinking, I would do that to my friends on purpose. Hold the gear just a little longer than necessary, and, a half-beat after the bottle/can gets to their lip, goose the gas.

Good times, man.

sexobon · 07-21-2014, 10:51 AM

WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.

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xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2014, 10:57 AM

Without the safeguards of civilization, she'd be dead in a week.

Sundae · 07-21-2014, 02:30 PM

You're talking about me again, aren't you?

Gravdigr · 10-03-2014, 01:41 PM

Get a load of this fucking idiot. Man, this guy loves himself like no woman ever will.

Man, I'm glad this guy was here to tell me everything that's wrong with America. Without him, who'd a-known?

Thank God for conceited, convinced, stuck-up, judgmental, fucking assholes. Where would we be without them?

glatt · 10-03-2014, 01:59 PM

Wow. Dude really likes himself.

How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it? Just admiring himself, slowly drinking form that coffee mug.

Gravdigr · 10-03-2014, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it?

You mean til he stopped beating off to it?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-03-2014, 06:42 PM

He makes money every time you play it. Don't play it.

DanaC · 10-04-2014, 03:19 AM

I got about 30 seconds in and had to stop watching. He was just tooo irritating and I was annoyed that he had appropriated Williams for whatever his cause is.

Don't suppose someone could give me a summary of his main point?

infinite monkey · 10-04-2014, 10:21 AM

Here is his main point:

I am a superior being.

Translated: the man is an asshole. And he drinks coffee in a meaningful way and likes to use one-handed air quotes.

Gravdigr · 10-04-2014, 01:52 PM

Prototypical douchebag.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-15-2014, 12:54 PM

Me.
I'm at a meet & greet for a group who I sort of know about half of them and talking to a guy I don't remember seeing before but may have.
Out of the picture window I see a woman coming across the parking lot. She is pretty, but beyond that, beautiful in that she's dressed to the nines, impeccably coiffed, perfect make-up, all the feminine tricks except photoshop.

So I say, "Whoa, I hope she's the entertainment."

He says, "That's my wife."

BigV · 10-15-2014, 12:56 PM

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

glatt · 10-15-2014, 01:00 PM

Awesome.

Carruthers · 10-15-2014, 01:20 PM

But what happened next, Bruce?

How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?

06-02-2014, 02:35 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Back when I was younger and stupider, and we would ride around drinking, I would do that to my friends on purpose. Hold the gear just a little longer than necessary, and, a half-beat after the bottle/can gets to their lip, goose the gas. Good times, man. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-21-2014, 10:57 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Without the safeguards of civilization, she'd be dead in a week. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-03-2014, 01:41 PM	#5
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Get a load of this fucking idiot. Man, this guy loves himself like no woman ever will. Man, I'm glad this guy was here to tell me everything that's wrong with America. Without him, who'd a-known? Thank God for conceited, convinced, stuck-up, judgmental, fucking assholes. Where would we be without them? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-03-2014, 06:42 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He makes money every time you play it. Don't play it. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-04-2014, 01:52 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Prototypical douchebag. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-21-2014, 10:51 AM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	WEST FRANKFORT, Ill. (AP) — Police investigating the theft of clothing and jewelry from a southern Illinois boutique say they arrested a woman after she posted Facebook photos of herself wearing one of the stolen items.

07-21-2014, 02:30 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You're talking about me again, aren't you?

10-03-2014, 01:59 PM	#6
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Wow. Dude really likes himself. How many times do you think he watched that video after he shot it? Just admiring himself, slowly drinking form that coffee mug.

10-04-2014, 10:21 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Here is his main point: I am a superior being. Translated: the man is an asshole. And he drinks coffee in a meaningful way and likes to use one-handed air quotes.

10-15-2014, 12:54 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Me. I'm at a meet & greet for a group who I sort of know about half of them and talking to a guy I don't remember seeing before but may have. Out of the picture window I see a woman coming across the parking lot. She is pretty, but beyond that, beautiful in that she's dressed to the nines, impeccably coiffed, perfect make-up, all the feminine tricks except photoshop. So I say, "Whoa, I hope she's the entertainment." He says, "That's my wife." __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-15-2014, 12:56 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-15-2014, 01:00 PM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Awesome.

10-15-2014, 01:20 PM	#15
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	But what happened next, Bruce? How long do we have to wait for the next embarrassing... er, I mean exciting episode?

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