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02-24-2009, 05:06 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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So is it just me or did Dana's dad die too close to her birthday? This thought does not rock. Someone correct it.
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02-25-2009, 01:49 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Not possible to correct that w/o changing Dana's birth certificate and concocting an elaborate story about how her birthday was really at the end of July.
Very sad, I thought.
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02-28-2009, 08:39 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I got less than an hour's worth of sleep. Most of the sleep I did get was filled with paranoid dreams that the house was being broken into.
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02-28-2009, 08:42 AM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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You need a very large dog.
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02-28-2009, 11:32 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I have a large, very protective black lab, and a shotgun by my bed.
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02-28-2009, 11:38 AM
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Vicariously, I live...
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: USA
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I'b gettig a cold. By dose is stuffed ub. I hade id.
*ACHOOACHOOACHOOACHHOOOO* ugh.
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02-28-2009, 12:11 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Fricken Palm dont make Pda's any more , just smart phones
Fricken palm Z22( my wifes PDA ) is NOT compatable with 64 bit Vista , at ALL !!!!!!! well unless the PDA has Blue tooth connectivity ( Z22's DONT !!!) Oh and Razz Carol says Zicam and I agree !!!!!
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02-28-2009, 02:00 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Mild chest pain.
dammit!
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03-12-2009, 02:27 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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"Can I axe you something?"
That is all.
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03-12-2009, 02:32 PM
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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 Yup, you said it.
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03-12-2009, 03:47 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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What's the problem?
Just keep a large axe behind your desk, and use it. Actually this doesn't bother me nearly as much as it used to. |
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03-12-2009, 04:02 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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My fat fingers. (0.092 ≠ 0.0092)
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03-12-2009, 08:55 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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A large axe should still be able to handle them.
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03-12-2009, 09:03 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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03-12-2009, 09:15 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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j/k
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