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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I Ducks, do hereby solemnly declare....
...that I am taking a break from everything and anything to do with the opposite sex* (dont get any ideas, I shant be batting for the other team anytime soon)
This includes...::gulp::... sex for the sake of sex, fuck buddies, married men, one nite stands, bases 1 and 2, dry humping, heavy petting (is this base 2?) and dating....oh...and cybering in any way shape or form (sorry ToGgie!!) I have been out today and bought myself an xbox 360, to add to the gaming collection, all kinds of alcohol beverages and bikkies n cheese, chips (crisps), plus I dropped a small fortune at Darryl Lea. Your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank You ![]() *excluding work environments and flirting, coz...well, it helps me get my own way ![]() |
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posts: 16,493
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I thought you gave up on blokes a few weeks ago ducksy? Has something else happened in the mean time?
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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I just need to keep away from army dudes, I think that is my main problem...but I have decided its all too fucking hard and giving up
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
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So sex on a desk doesn't count? How very Clintonesque of you. ![]() Take a break, but hang in there. From your pics you are a very attractive person and you should have your pick of guys. And if you don't believe that, we could always post a poll ![]()
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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I am depressed. Nay, despondent.
Ducks, I didn't see "married men with permission from their wives" on that list. When shall I expect you?
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Ducks! you've depressed Els! You can't do that, sweetie! you must, right now, post a pic of your lovelies so as to appease his 'Spode-ness!*
I know what you mean, RE: army dudes. I married one. I lurrrrrrrved him. One night, we drank the bar dry of tequila, I got preggers and the rest, baby, is history. Do NOT do it! Army dudes, while HAWT in uni, rarely are hawt in any real life situation--they tend to just want to shoot at anything that threatens....anyway, we love you! *Els--don't say I never did nothin' for ya!
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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You are my goddess and connection to reality in an otherwise insane world, Bri.
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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Shit, sorry 'spode, of course you are still on the list.
Thats different, you *love* me and not just coz I am a dirty slurry. Bri, I think you are very correct about the Army thing. When I get back on the horse (so to speak), I might try fire boys. ![]() |
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noob
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Seymour WI/Ft Campbell KY
Posts: 43
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army guys are generally douches
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 5,067
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But, but....youre still cute
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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Ducks, you can have them wear the uniform without them being the real deal.... best of both worlds and all that.....
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012! |
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This is a fully functional babe lair
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Akron, OH
Posts: 2,324
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Hey Merc that can be a good thing. Ya'll clean up the mess the pussies make!
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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It means I will have to relocate a little, but meh, its doable. |
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