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Old 09-11-2007, 01:24 PM   #1
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Are you a scrote?

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You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.

So you'll scurry away, back to your safe little hiding place. You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole at the bottom of your brain. And you'll try to go on living.

But one night, maybe tomorrow, maybe years from now, you'll wake up screaming, in a pool of sweat, cursing your scrotish nature, and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness of your bedroom, the darkness of your soul, laughing a cruel laugh of omnipotence.

Scrote.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:26 PM   #2
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You are afraid you might be. That's why you clicked here.

You want to tell me that I'm wrong; but then you'd have to admit you clicked here.
Nope, I clicked to answer your question.
No, I am not. You are confusing me with Rowland Rivron.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:32 PM   #3
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Nope. This is a scrote.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:37 PM   #4
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Maybe. What's a scrote?
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:51 PM   #5
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um...
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:52 PM   #6
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No, but my husband is .
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:00 PM   #7
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Yes, you labe you.
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:17 PM   #8
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I'm sorry, did you say scrotum?
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:18 PM   #9
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and you'll see my face hovering in the darkness
'cept we've no idea what you really look like.
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:19 PM   #10
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'cept we've no idea what you really look like.
I'm like the neighbor on Home Improvement.
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:55 PM   #11
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In the UK 'scrote' is usually used to refer to a criminally minded, often unemployed young man. (Also known as a scally).
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:11 PM   #12
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Third Person is NOT a scrote.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:36 PM   #13
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You'll cram the knowledge of your scrotehood way down inside a deep, dark hole
I may or may not be a scrote.

I am definitely not a scrote hood.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:39 PM   #14
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You are afraid you might be.

I know you are. But what am I. (just continue to repeat)
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:00 PM   #15
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Well hello Third Person.....an interesting monika ya gots there;P
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