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05-12-2011, 10:21 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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monster, go clean your house!
and make lunch for your friends who are due in less that 2 hours.
YOU SLACKER!
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05-12-2011, 10:48 AM
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You won't even get started until banana lady is in the air.
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05-12-2011, 11:06 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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You just need a snow shovel and a roll-off container.
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05-12-2011, 11:12 AM
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05-12-2011, 11:23 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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cake, check. lemon garlic chicken wrapped in bacon, check.
cleaning? well maybe some urgent email came in while I was cooking......
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05-12-2011, 11:26 AM
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Are you knock-kneed?
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05-12-2011, 11:38 AM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-12-2011, 01:05 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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I will also require this service on Saturday.
The 'rents come home on Sunday. Presently the place looks like I've invited in the local hobo population and not killed them. Why do I always do this? I know a pointy reckoning will come. And I hate living in an untidy space. The almost sexual thrill of procrastination I think.
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05-12-2011, 08:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I literally brushed everything on the kitchen floor (nerf guns, sneakers, whatever... down the step into the living room and we pretended the rest of the house didn't exist!  You can pretend this isn't true if you don't want to believe I am such a terrible slob.Why did I not have time even to pick up this shit? because I'm a perfectionist, and if I do a job, I do it perfectly...and if I don't have time/willing for that, I don't do it at all. So most stuff doesn't get done. But I decided to wash up everything that didn't fit in the dishwasher. I didn't really have time for the consequences of that decision.
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05-12-2011, 08:59 PM
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05-12-2011, 10:30 PM
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Man, I wish I lived near you. Friends come over in the middle of the day and you cook them whole meals including dessert? I'm so jealous.
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05-12-2011, 11:04 PM
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05-13-2011, 07:55 AM
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05-13-2011, 09:48 AM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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