The Boring New Thread

jimhelm · 02-21-2012, 01:01 PM

yeah, so.... here it is.

i got nuthin

Lamplighter · 02-21-2012, 01:03 PM

You could start a new boring thread.

Sundae · 02-21-2012, 01:04 PM

I am so tired of this.
You got no lovers if you got no wheels.

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 01:22 PM

Who sprayed the can of Boring® all over this room?

Now I have to go buy a can of Whoop-Ass®

jimhelm · 02-21-2012, 01:57 PM

:: shuffles his feet ::

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 02:21 PM

(that looks nothing like the sneak preview)

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 02:23 PM

I had a bicycle.

glatt · 02-21-2012, 02:40 PM

Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?

footfootfoot · 02-21-2012, 02:41 PM

And a Sissy Bar?

Spexxvet · 02-21-2012, 02:46 PM

I walked down the street yesterday. I saw a car. It was blue. Then something exciting happened. I saw a tree. It was big.

Spexxvet · 02-21-2012, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

And a Sissy Bar?

I think they prefer "gay bar"

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 02:48 PM

Sand bar.

Yeah, I'm floundering.

(Was that too interesting?)

There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them? Do they like you?

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?

I clipped cards to the spokes so it would sound like a 1985 Honda Civic (with a hole in the muffler) driven by a 17 year old in 2012. So, basically, like a crappy lawnmower.

I also leaned over really far on my right arm when I rode it, to produce an effect of 'cooly disinterested' and 'sort of tired.'

I was precocious and futuristic.

glatt · 02-21-2012, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them?

Somebody told me once that somebody in my family worked in the Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I wonder if there ever was a Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I'm thinking it was an uncle that worked there, but I don't remember any uncles on that side of the family. Who would that have been?

I have relatives. Do you?

infinite monkey · 02-21-2012, 03:12 PM

Relatively speaking. I mean, I have a few cousins and stuff.

I would like to work in a pencil factory. I wonder what hours they worked?

02-21-2012, 01:01 PM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	The Boring New Thread yeah, so.... here it is. i got nuthin __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-21-2012, 01:57 PM	#5
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	:: shuffles his feet :: __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

02-21-2012, 02:41 PM	#9
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	And a Sissy Bar? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I walked down the street yesterday. I saw a car. It was blue. Then something exciting happened. I saw a tree. It was big. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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02-21-2012, 01:03 PM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	You could start a new boring thread.

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Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I am so tired of this. You got no lovers if you got no wheels.

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Who sprayed the can of Boring® all over this room? Now I have to go buy a can of Whoop-Ass®

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	(that looks nothing like the sneak preview)

02-21-2012, 02:23 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I had a bicycle.

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02-21-2012, 02:48 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sand bar. Yeah, I'm floundering. (Was that too interesting?) There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them? Do they like you?

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Relatively speaking. I mean, I have a few cousins and stuff. I would like to work in a pencil factory. I wonder what hours they worked?

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