Finish me off.....

monster · 12-29-2017, 08:46 PM

There was an old gal from Dunkirk
Whose son was a bit of a jerk
When she needed a walker
He bought her a porker
..........

There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
.........

A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus
..........

Gravdigr · 12-30-2017, 06:04 PM

There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
And when it comes to cock, take yer pick!

Griff · 12-31-2017, 10:32 AM

Bravo!

Gravdigr · 01-04-2018, 04:43 PM

A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus"
Here's a post about The Sisters La Rague

monster · 01-04-2018, 06:18 PM

A gentle young soul from The Hague
was quite vocal but also quite vague
When asked for their purpose
They said "I just feel so surplus"
Like Rat Doctors during the plague

monster · 01-04-2018, 06:20 PM

There was an old gal from Dunkirk
Whose son was a bit of a jerk
When she needed a walker
He bought her a porker
To see if the old gal could twerk

monster · 01-04-2018, 06:24 PM

There was a young chap from Munich
Who has just one ball but two dicks
When asked about sex
He said "It's great, I can flex
Do you want to try 96?

Gravdigr · 01-05-2018, 02:15 PM

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monster · 01-06-2018, 09:39 PM

some more, despite the lack of players ('cause you never know when boredom will strike.....)

The was a cat-lady from Fleet
Whose crazy was not quite complete
She claimed, in a blog
That she needed a dog
...............

The once was a student from Phoenix
Who decided to knit his whole thesis
He said "I'll be darned
If I'm spinning a yarn
...............................................

The was an old doctor from Greece
Who wrapped all his patients in Fleece
And used olive oils
to massage their boils
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12-29-2017, 08:46 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Finish me off..... There was an old gal from Dunkirk Whose son was a bit of a jerk When she needed a walker He bought her a porker .......... There was a young chap from Munich Who has just one ball but two dicks When asked about sex He said "It's great, I can flex ......... A gentle young soul from The Hague was quite vocal but also quite vague When asked for their purpose They said "I just feel so surplus .......... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-30-2017, 06:04 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There was a young chap from Munich Who has just one ball but two dicks When asked about sex He said "It's great, I can flex And when it comes to cock, take yer pick! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-31-2017, 10:32 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Bravo! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-04-2018, 04:43 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A gentle young soul from The Hague was quite vocal but also quite vague When asked for their purpose They said "I just feel so surplus" Here's a post about The Sisters La Rague __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-04-2018, 06:18 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A gentle young soul from The Hague was quite vocal but also quite vague When asked for their purpose They said "I just feel so surplus" Like Rat Doctors during the plague __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2018, 06:20 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There was an old gal from Dunkirk Whose son was a bit of a jerk When she needed a walker He bought her a porker To see if the old gal could twerk __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-04-2018, 06:24 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There was a young chap from Munich Who has just one ball but two dicks When asked about sex He said "It's great, I can flex Do you want to try 96? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-05-2018, 02:15 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-06-2018, 09:39 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	some more, despite the lack of players ('cause you never know when boredom will strike.....) The was a cat-lady from Fleet Whose crazy was not quite complete She claimed, in a blog That she needed a dog ............... The once was a student from Phoenix Who decided to knit his whole thesis He said "I'll be darned If I'm spinning a yarn ............................................... The was an old doctor from Greece Who wrapped all his patients in Fleece And used olive oils to massage their boils -------------------------------------------- __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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