NSFW - help me with an insult

Clodfobble · 01-06-2018, 09:39 PM

What's a really terrible thing you could be mocked with an achievement award for? Along the lines of "servicing your millionth customer at the brothel." The cruder, the better.

limey · 01-07-2018, 05:09 AM

Producing a turd so big it blocked the county sewer main for 24 hours.

Sent by magick

Clodfobble · 01-07-2018, 06:52 AM

Excellent! More, please!

Griff · 01-07-2018, 09:40 AM

Culturing a system of dingle berries so profound as to constitute a separate universe.

limey · 01-07-2018, 01:27 PM

Generating body odour so intense it drives the moon out of orbit.

Sent by magick

limey · 01-07-2018, 01:29 PM

Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

Sent by magick

fargon · 01-07-2018, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

Sent by magick

I would take that as a compliment.

fargon · 01-07-2018, 02:27 PM

I was thinking something more toxic.
You "Sir or Madam" are living proof of rectal conception. Or words to that effect.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2018, 02:36 PM

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Highest Mileage Virginnie

Loudest Pussy Fart

Most Wrinkly Nipples

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Cabbage Breath

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Gravdigr · 01-07-2018, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limey

Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

Sent by magick

Musta lit it.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2018, 02:41 PM

Pussy Most-Resembling A Really Bad Philly Cheese Steak Sammich

Most Eels Fitted Into A Single Body Cavity

Largest Collection of Smegma (Not Your Own)

...For Having Less Sense Than God Gave A Dill Pickle...

glatt · 01-07-2018, 02:47 PM

He's been jerking off so frequently that he's broken the 5 seconds to ejaculate time.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2018, 03:03 PM

...5 seconds...pfft

monster · 01-07-2018, 07:00 PM

Frequent Fucker: Hundredth visit to the STD clinic

monster · 01-07-2018, 07:10 PM

MVP -most vaginal pungeance

01-06-2018, 09:39 PM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	NSFW - help me with an insult What's a really terrible thing you could be mocked with an achievement award for? Along the lines of "servicing your millionth customer at the brothel." The cruder, the better. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-07-2018, 05:09 AM	#2
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Producing a turd so big it blocked the county sewer main for 24 hours. Sent by magick __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-07-2018, 06:52 AM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Excellent! More, please! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-07-2018, 09:40 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Culturing a system of dingle berries so profound as to constitute a separate universe. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-07-2018, 01:27 PM	#5
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Generating body odour so intense it drives the moon out of orbit. Sent by magick __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-07-2018, 01:29 PM	#6
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare. Sent by magick __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

01-07-2018, 02:27 PM	#8
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I was thinking something more toxic. You "Sir or Madam" are living proof of rectal conception. Or words to that effect. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

01-07-2018, 02:36 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Largest Canker Sore Loosest Cooch @ Biker Fest '17 Worst Lay Longest Ass Hair Winner - Most Rats Accumulated Through Singing Most Sweat Produced During A Church Service Highest Mileage Virginnie Loudest Pussy Fart Most Wrinkly Nipples Best Ass-Kisser Cabbage Breath Most Turn Downs At The Frat Orgy Winner - Largest Collection of Used Condoms, (Not Your Own) Driest Lady Garden Ugliest Pussy __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-07-2018, 02:41 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pussy Most-Resembling A Really Bad Philly Cheese Steak Sammich Most Eels Fitted Into A Single Body Cavity Largest Collection of Smegma (Not Your Own) ...For Having Less Sense Than God Gave A Dill Pickle... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-07-2018, 02:47 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	He's been jerking off so frequently that he's broken the 5 seconds to ejaculate time.

01-07-2018, 03:03 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...5 seconds...pfft __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-07-2018, 07:00 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Frequent Fucker: Hundredth visit to the STD clinic __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-07-2018, 07:10 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	MVP -most vaginal pungeance __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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