Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum

monster · 06-18-2019, 10:04 PM

No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology. What term do you use, what terms have you heard.... how many are there? I thought there must be a lot but then couldn't come up with many. I googled, but so many hits I'd never heard of, so many seemed fake. Here are five that predate the fake media (

)to start us off -got anything different?

1. Taint
2. Nifkin
3. Biffin's Bridge
4. Bifkin
5. Gooch

sexobon · 06-18-2019, 11:32 PM

Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum

I wonder how slang feels about this.

Griff · 06-19-2019, 07:14 AM

He's for it.

Gravdigr · 06-19-2019, 11:53 AM

I bet he's even got one.

I've never heard any other name than taint, and perineum.

monster · 06-19-2019, 06:02 PM

lol. more evidence for the Brit/Merkin slang difference. (Brits are all about sex and bathrooms and merkins are all about money and killing)

Flint · 06-19-2019, 08:15 PM

a few good ones in here,
Mr. Show episode-- "It's insane, this guy's taint!"

Gravdigr · 06-20-2019, 04:16 PM

I invite you all to look at the Wiki page for perineum, where the clinical significance of the taint (<--NSFW) is explained.

Once there, please observe the positively pendulous set of balls (<--NSFW) on the gentleman displaying his own personal taint.

Gaze upon them.

Carruthers · 06-21-2019, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology.

The 'nether region'? It's in Hampshire...

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One can only speculate.

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5. Gooch

I've never heard the word except in reference to the former England cricket captain and well known hair transplant victim, Graham Gooch, or Sir Daniel Gooch, a pioneer of the Great Western Railway.

I suppose they could have been called a lot worse.

In Graham Gooch's case, he probably has been.

monster · 06-23-2019, 01:18 AM

I immediately though of him too when I saw that ... and wondered if it had anything to do with a crease....

06-18-2019, 10:04 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum No idea why, but already this week I've come across a couple of people mentioning this nether region, neither using medical terminology. What term do you use, what terms have you heard.... how many are there? I thought there must be a lot but then couldn't come up with many. I googled, but so many hits I'd never heard of, so many seemed fake. Here are five that predate the fake media ( )to start us off -got anything different? 1. Taint 2. Nifkin 3. Biffin's Bridge 4. Bifkin 5. Gooch __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-19-2019, 07:14 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	He's for it. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-19-2019, 11:53 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I bet he's even got one. I've never heard any other name than taint, and perineum. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-19-2019, 06:02 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	lol. more evidence for the Brit/Merkin slang difference. (Brits are all about sex and bathrooms and merkins are all about money and killing) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-19-2019, 08:15 PM	#6
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	a few good ones in here, Mr. Show episode-- "It's insane, this guy's taint!" __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-18-2019, 11:32 PM	#2
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Taint necessarily so.... slang for the perineum I wonder how slang feels about this.

06-20-2019, 04:16 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I invite you all to look at the Wiki page for perineum, where the clinical significance of the taint (<--NSFW) is explained. Once there, please observe the positively pendulous set of balls (<--*NSFW*) on the gentleman displaying his own personal taint. Gaze upon them. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-23-2019, 01:18 AM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I immediately though of him too when I saw that ... and wondered if it had anything to do with a crease.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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