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Old 06-11-2004, 01:30 PM   #1
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Amazing Grace is the one that always gets me.

Particularly on bagpipes, which is the way it's usually done at cop and fire funerals.
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Old 06-12-2004, 11:56 PM   #2
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I blame myself for Radar's behavior in this thread. I probably shouldn't have titled it RIP Ronald Reagan. Radar is just following instructions.
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Old 06-13-2004, 12:21 AM   #3
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What is it with amazing grace anyway? My wife swoons over this, it will be played at her funeral. It's a great song granted, but why do people get so loopy about it?
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Old 08-12-2005, 10:41 PM   #4
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What is it with amazing grace anyway? My wife swoons over this, it will be played at her funeral. It's a great song granted, but why do people get so loopy about it?

Blue, H-Monkey, Bruce: Amazing Grace is a tune of great musical merit, and is a tune for the ages. Almost every piper on Earth also knows it -- I've met exactly one piper who didn't, and I taught it to him. The guy'd never sung it in church. Maybe he was a Unitarian or something. It's also the rock simplest tune there is on the pipes; there is precisely one spot in the tune you need to play carefully to avoid the technical error called the "crossing noise." Easy, easy, easy; not only could a piper play it in his sleep, he could play it drugged.

That aside, the tune isn't particularly funerary. Another popular tune for funerals is Dvorāk's tune sometimes called "Going Home." Contemplative, melodious, and a slow march. But the real funeral tune on the pipes for my money is "Flowers of the Forest." "Amazing Grace" can bring tears to even the most self possessed of stiff-upper-lippers, but "Flowers of the Forest," played at a deliberate pace and with schmaltz (and that's deliberate, too) can make you tear your heart out of your chest with your fingernails for grief. The tune sobs and wails, and calls for a bit of self-possession on the piper's part if played solo. It's probably easier with a trio of pipers. The tune might even have an arrangement of seconds for one of the pipers to play.
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Old 08-12-2005, 10:55 PM   #5
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not only could a piper play it in his sleep, he could play it drugged.
I'll attest to that. I had to listen to between 25 and 35 drunk pipers play it a least a dozen times every Memorial day. There wasn't a deer, rabbit or squirrel within 3 miles of the place by nightfall.
Oh, and all the dogs were psycho.
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Old 06-13-2004, 07:42 AM   #6
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By any chance, has she seen the "Amazing Grace" documentary on PBS? Very well done, and could easily increase the sentimental feeling towards the song,
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Old 06-13-2004, 08:11 AM   #7
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Amazing grace! How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relieved.
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far
And grace will lead me home.

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
and mortal life shall cease,
I shall possess within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.

When we've been there ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun,
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.

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Old 08-09-2005, 11:15 AM   #8
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Talk-radio host Chris Dickson was enraged by the Reagan incident.

"I was at the Reagan Presidential Library in February of this year," he told WND. "'Dutch' was my commander in chief. I have personal interest in getting this individual and trying to protect the desecration of presidential graves against First Amendment rights."
Interesting wording, that...
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:06 PM   #9
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Which may raise the question of whether in this circumstance taking a big stick and whacking somebody's peepee in rebuttal amounts to protected speech.

Stupid pissy fascist person. Reagan's wisdom did the whole planet so much good, and the slavemongering slaveminded jackasses have never recovered.
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:41 PM   #10
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Reagan did the world as much good as Josef Stalin. He spent generations of Americans into debt at birth, he tripled the size of government, he spent like a drunken sailor and left our children to pay the bill. He traded arms for hostages and then lied under oath about it.

I still may piss on his grave someday, and there's not a thing you, or a thousand of you could do about it.
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Old 08-09-2005, 01:50 PM   #11
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nope there isn't a thing i can do about it. or want to do about it. except continue to laugh at you for thinking your vitriolic splash actually matters.
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Old 08-09-2005, 02:10 PM   #12
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I'd be happy to let dead presidents lie, if only they didn't keep trying to name stuff after him. Especially in DC.

At least the Reagan Building is shaped like a toilet.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:12 PM   #13
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...and there's not a thing you, or a thousand of you could do about it.
Except teach you a new and undesired meaning of the phrase "to jerk off."

There are numerous rocky hills around the Reagan Presidential Library, and each of the numerous hills has numerous cactus patches on it. We wouldn't mind dragging such a pissy fellow through and over the entire lot of them. We'll insult his intelligence, too. You don't want to be that bad a jerk. Seriously.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:51 PM   #14
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We wouldn't mind dragging such a pissy fellow through and over the entire lot of them.
WE? You seem to have a penchant for commiting other people to violence.
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Old 08-11-2005, 07:46 PM   #15
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Oddly, if he really is a member of the Libertarian Party he signed this- "I do not believe in or advocate the initiation of force as a means of achieving political or social goals."
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