February Forwardness: Nosy Questions for Newbs and Cellariatrics - Page 2

Crimson Ghost · 03-05-2020, 01:06 AM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)
Mongolia

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....
DJ Spinderella

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?
All politicians should emulate Budd Dwyer

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?
When it rings the doorbell

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?
I usually bet on diesel powered nuns.

6) Red or Green?
Yes, but not Harold. His voice, ugh.

7) What is your favorite consonant?
Australia

8) Do you floss your teeth?
No, I have them sent out to be waxed.

9) Do you have a valid passport?
Valid for what?

10) Rome or Athens?
I can't enter Georgia. Goes back to when I helped those two cousins outwit the sheriff and the fat little county commissioner...

lumberjim · 03-05-2020, 01:45 PM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

country

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

pepper. if it's only days.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

saywhatnow?

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

little red buds on the maple branches

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

Sumo Wrestling or strongest man(those atlas balls aren't used as a ball)

6) Red or Green?

Red ....cock

7) What is your favorite consonant?

LJ

8) Do you floss your teeth?

do those little flosser picks count? then yes. after every meal at this point

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yessum, let's go!

10) Rome or Athens?

Athens is on my list of places to take my passport.

monster · 03-08-2020, 11:57 PM

4. SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!! BajaBoi came and got his bike out of winter storage (my garage), changed the oil and stuff and lo, the sound of suzuki was heard in the land

Gravdigr · 03-17-2020, 10:12 PM

Water maples are budding out. It's spring.

footfootfoot · 03-21-2020, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

Spring is here, spring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year
Is the spring, I do, don't you? Course you do!

But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park

When they see us coming
The birdies all try and hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch? Every men's sport involves a ball of some shape. I'll say women's hockey.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes

10) Rome or Athens?

You pick. I knew there was a reason you asked #9!

I just played tht song for my kids three days ago! Their firt exposure to Tom Lehrer.

footfootfoot · 03-21-2020, 10:16 AM

1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

Country

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

Salt, duh.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

Butt plug. Wait, what was the question again?

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

The damp air, smell of wet, decaying leaves, rain, crocuses.

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

Watch?Lawn Darts. Play? Probably Cycling.

6) Red or Green?

Cadmium Red Deep

7) What is your favorite consonant?

G

8) Do you floss your teeth?

Only the ones I want to keep.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes

10) Rome or Athens?

Athens

03-05-2020, 01:06 AM	#16
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed) Mongolia 2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one..... DJ Spinderella 3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg? All politicians should emulate Budd Dwyer 4) What most signifies that Spring is here? When it rings the doorbell 5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch? I usually bet on diesel powered nuns. 6) Red or Green? Yes, but not Harold. His voice, ugh. 7) What is your favorite consonant? Australia 8) Do you floss your teeth? No, I have them sent out to be waxed. 9) Do you have a valid passport? Valid for what? 10) Rome or Athens? I can't enter Georgia. Goes back to when I helped those two cousins outwit the sheriff and the fat little county commissioner... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

03-05-2020, 01:45 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed) country 2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one..... pepper. if it's only days. 3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg? saywhatnow? 4) What most signifies that Spring is here? little red buds on the maple branches 5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch? Sumo Wrestling or strongest man(those atlas balls aren't used as a ball) 6) Red or Green? Red ....cock 7) What is your favorite consonant? LJ 8) Do you floss your teeth? do those little flosser picks count? then yes. after every meal at this point 9) Do you have a valid passport? Yessum, let's go! 10) Rome or Athens? Athens is on my list of places to take my passport. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-08-2020, 11:57 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	4. SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!! BajaBoi came and got his bike out of winter storage (my garage), changed the oil and stuff and lo, the sound of suzuki was heard in the land __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-17-2020, 10:12 PM	#19
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Water maples are budding out. It's spring. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-21-2020, 10:16 AM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed) Country 2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one..... Salt, duh. 3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg? Butt plug. Wait, what was the question again? 4) What most signifies that Spring is here? The damp air, smell of wet, decaying leaves, rain, crocuses. 5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch? Watch?Lawn Darts. Play? Probably Cycling. 6) Red or Green? Cadmium Red Deep 7) What is your favorite consonant? G 8) Do you floss your teeth? Only the ones I want to keep. 9) Do you have a valid passport? Yes 10) Rome or Athens? Athens __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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