MY WEENIE MY WEENIE MY WEENIE

Flint · 10-26-2020, 04:41 PM

have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door
oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought
about my ween and decided to not

footfootfoot · 10-26-2020, 08:49 PM

Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall
my peepee; how could I not
remember my member and all that rot

lumberjim · 10-26-2020, 11:44 PM

Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin
Hanging down in a grin
But that's not what I came here
To sing about tonight

Dude111 · 10-27-2020, 03:11 AM

Hey Flint how are ya buddy??

Flint · 10-27-2020, 02:08 PM

OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle!

Undertoad · 10-27-2020, 02:16 PM

for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls

lumberjim · 10-27-2020, 03:38 PM

although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way
I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop
out in the breeze, my weenie please
it's purple and blue from bottom to top

and now the stitches itches itchy itchy
can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy

Flint · 10-27-2020, 07:30 PM

ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none!
I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger!
if only it had been a little less longer

monster · 10-27-2020, 08:20 PM

[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]

lumberjim · 10-27-2020, 10:05 PM

I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression
That wasn't really an invitation

If a blow job in the parking lot
Was entirely out of the question

10-26-2020, 04:41 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	MY WEENIE MY WEENIE MY WEENIE have you heard this one before? I closed my peepee in the car door oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought about my ween and decided to not __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-26-2020, 08:49 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Maybe you recall? The closing door that did befall my peepee; how could I not remember my member and all that rot __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-26-2020, 11:44 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Now it looks like it's been Tied in a knot with my chin Hanging down in a grin But that's not what I came here To sing about tonight __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-27-2020, 02:08 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle! I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-27-2020, 03:38 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	although I do have to say that had I a known it'd be this way I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop out in the breeze, my weenie please it's purple and blue from bottom to top and now the stitches itches itchy itchy can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-27-2020, 03:11 AM	#4
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Hey Flint how are ya buddy??

10-27-2020, 02:16 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls

10-27-2020, 07:30 PM	#8
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun! a stitch in time saved how many? --none! I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger! if only it had been a little less longer __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-27-2020, 08:20 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside] __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-27-2020, 10:05 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot If only I had asked her impression That wasn't really an invitation If a blow job in the parking lot Was entirely out of the question __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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