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View Poll Results: how many people have you 'done it' with?
0.....yeah, i'm the one 3 4.69%
1-5 28 43.75%
6-15 14 21.88%
16-30 7 10.94%
31-50 6 9.38%
50-100 3 4.69%
100+ 3 4.69%
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Old 07-12-2004, 06:05 PM   #1
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Dear penthouse, I was a shy guy in my early 20s.........
D'oh... It does sound like that. But mine's a true story. I'm not really proud of it though... as fun as it may sound, it wasn't particularly good for the self-esteem to be blatantly used, even for sex. And the lifestyle is troublesome... I was basically tiptoing through a minefield, I stepped right on one, and it was a real learning experience. Don't ask, don't ask.

But in the end, it worked out well. I met the girl of my dreams after I'd put all that behind me. I regret nothing, because a different path would have led me to a different place.

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Thats a part of the story I hadn't heard before.
Hi honey! You knew she was thirty-something and Russian, so you must be referring to the "hardly let me out of the bedroom for three months" part. It's an obvious exaggeration, I was just attempting to illustrate the single-mindedness of her interest.
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Old 07-12-2004, 06:42 PM   #2
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There are certain things that married men don't discuss when their wives occasionally frequent a web board...or didn't you guys know that yet?
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:02 PM   #3
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There are certain things that married men don't discuss when their wives occasionally frequent a web board...or didn't you guys know that yet?
I keep no secrets from my wife, as a strict policy. Well, unless it's a romantic, organized surprise of some kind. Or a gift. But that's just me.
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:52 AM   #4
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Dear penthouse, I was a shy guy in my early 20s.........
Bwahahahahaha!
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Old 07-12-2004, 03:19 PM   #5
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Ah, i think i see a new forum being born. first we have to come up with a nickname for undertoad that conotates sex, and then a sexy toad logo to put on air fresheners and tshirts. then we can have our very own sex story forum. undersexedtoad? underthecoverstoad? underchoad? help me out here, im struggling
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Old 07-12-2004, 05:25 PM   #6
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i'm sure it was strictly platonic. she probably needed interior decorating advice. you know how hard it is to pick the right wallpaper/carpet/bedding/windowtreatments. And you know what a natural talent HP has for that kind of thing. it should be fairly obvious that that's what was going in. oooo....did I say in? I meant on.
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Old 07-12-2004, 07:06 PM   #7
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yup. depends entirely on the wife in question. I can and do tell jinx everything. now, if i had married stacey......i think i'd be a little more clandestine, and only talk in a foreign language or something.
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Old 07-12-2004, 10:26 PM   #8
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I've always found it a no win situation. Tell a story online you forgot to tell her, and she thinks you were hiding it from her. Tell a story online you did tell her and she thinks you are reliving a fond memory and you like it better than her. Tell a stretcher and she'll narc you out.

Nah...I voted in the poll, but that was anonymous. :thumpsup:
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:14 PM   #9
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I agree with HP , truth is best. My wife and I had a frank talk befor we got married.


And I had an AIDS test for the first few years we were togather.
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Old 07-12-2004, 11:34 PM   #10
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If you are with someone, does it really matter how many previous partners they have had?

I am in the 1-5 bracket, and for my age and stage - i think thats quite enough!! If i was with a partner who had substatially more than that, i would be really intimidated ie. they have slept with so many people, what if some of them were better than me?! Maybe sex doesn't mean to them what it means to me?!

I have no idea how many people my new boyfriend has been with, we haven't discussed it yet. but i don't think i want to know. I don't want to taint anything. When you found out how many ppl your SO had been with, how did it make you feel? (if it was a lot)
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Old 07-13-2004, 01:07 AM   #11
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yup. depends entirely on the wife in question. I can and do tell jinx everything. now, if i had married stacey......i think i'd be a little more clandestine, and only talk in a foreign language or something.
Well yes, that would be bigamy :P
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Old 07-13-2004, 01:29 AM   #12
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I was just giving HP a hard time, its one of the perks of being a wife.

Rex: My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
Miles Massey: That's her job. You should respect that.
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Old 07-13-2004, 06:29 AM   #13
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Mine currently stands at 7. You see, I'm not the sex-obsessed tiger you thought I was. I'm quite innocent really, more like a kitten, or a very small manx.

If you ask me how many times I've actually had sex though, well, I've tried to count but I always run out of numbers.
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Old 07-19-2004, 05:30 PM   #14
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Having been married for some time now, I'm no longer queasy about my history. Two reasons the # is a little high is I went to a co-ed boarding school for skiers, and worked as a bicycle mechanic (...really) for almost 20 years.
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Old 07-19-2004, 06:09 PM   #15
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Lessee......4...No wait, 5...First couple of flings were childish tumbling with baby faced boys...Then I met "the one"...at 18....supposedly we had an "open relationship" for the first year, which basically meant he was screwing a couple of lasses in the Socialist Worker's party and i was "being cool" about it....actually I hated it but one didnt like to be seen as too straight....so to even the score i slept with one of the SWP guys....It sucked.....We got over the whole open relationship then and then 2 years later i had a one night stand wiht a work colleague and very nearly trashed my relationship......Thats it. So mainly one guy since 18 ...12 years we were together and since we split up I havent fallen for anyone since
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