Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 27

ZenGum · 11-14-2008, 05:25 PM

Ahhh, which "Madonna"? Especially at Christmas, this could be fantastic.

footfootfoot · 11-14-2008, 05:58 PM

Nope, but you're .99 away:
http://www.amazon.com/Rotten-Cocksuc.../dp/B000TPL6VS

Juniper · 11-14-2008, 07:45 PM

When my son was about two, he was riding in the car with his dad and grandpa, and saw some guy jogging. Kid started giggling and pointing at the jogger. "Hey dad," he said, "Look, that guy forgot his car!"

SquidGirl · 11-17-2008, 11:57 PM

So, a couple days ago my 2 y.o. managed to find her way in our bedroom as we were having a "moment" shall we say. Miette climbed of Vathana (BF/dad), who was on top of me, and she was just giggling away about the dogpile, bouncing on us being silly. We convinced her to go out into the living room (baited with promises of Dora episodes) and as she left the action started back up...hey, it's unfair to leave unfinished business. Miette came back in the room and yelled at Vathana, "No hit Mumma!" She scolded him pretty bad and of coarse we were busting out laughing. She wouldn't leave again until she was satisfied knowing that he wasn't 'hitting' me. My parents had a similar situation where my sister walked in on them and asked my mom why she was bouncing on daddy. Hmm...I think I'm kinda proud that I now have a story. Miette seriously did scolded him good, though. Soooo funny. I wish I could have gotten it on camera.

monster · 12-10-2008, 09:04 PM

to his cousin in England (it's OK, cousins are legal there....)

Aliantha · 11-22-2008, 06:09 PM

While watching a bit of TV this morning, an ad for High School Musical 4 came on.

Aden said, "That show's going to go on forever."
I said, "Why do you say that?"
He said, "Well that's what the 4 stands for. 4ever!"

SquidGirl · 11-27-2008, 09:01 AM

I don't know if this is really all that great...but I think it was. We were all going to get groceries so I could make my BF's mom some Indian curry. My daughter found some snow goggles in the back of the car, so, naturally, I sized it to fit her. She wore them proudly (which covered 3/4 of her face) and stuck out her thumb and said, "I sic" being all bad ass. My BF proudly teaches her this stuff...well, the funny part is that his mom, said, "oh, Miette, you sick? I'm sick too," and she continued talking about how ill she was. Miette just kept proudly sticking out her thumb explaining how "sic" and cool she was.

classicman · 12-11-2008, 10:06 AM

That's very cool. I was pen pals with my cousin as a kid too! We are still close now and email a couple times a month just to keep in touch.

lookout123 · 12-11-2008, 11:05 AM

but did you shag her?

classicman · 12-11-2008, 12:08 PM

My cousin????? Uh, No!

monster · 12-19-2008, 02:11 PM

The entire family is now fluent in LOLspeak, but the kids took it a stage further this morning and were playing "FAIL" in the snow. The aim of the game was to take a flying leap onto the snow tube/sled thing and FAIL so spectacularly that it's actually a pass

lookout123 · 12-19-2008, 02:13 PM

now THAT is funny.

SteveDallas · 12-19-2008, 09:00 PM

"I haven't figured out how to text and play Guitar Hero at the same time."

Flint · 12-19-2008, 11:37 PM

Give this kid a drumset.

monster · 12-21-2008, 08:51 PM

So we asked the sprogs if they actually knew the story of The Nativity/the birth of Jesus. two said no, and one said "yes, wait, well I know he hung himself up on a cross or something"...

oops!

seems we're slacking in our religious education

11-14-2008, 05:25 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Ahhh, which "Madonna"? Especially at Christmas, this could be fantastic. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-14-2008, 05:58 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Nope, but you're .99 away: http://www.amazon.com/Rotten-Cocksuc.../dp/B000TPL6VS __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-10-2008, 09:04 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor's first penpal letter to his cousin in England (it's OK, cousins are legal there....) Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-22-2008, 06:09 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	While watching a bit of TV this morning, an ad for High School Musical 4 came on. Aden said, "That show's going to go on forever." I said, "Why do you say that?" He said, "Well that's what the 4 stands for. 4ever!" __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-11-2008, 10:06 AM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	That's very cool. I was pen pals with my cousin as a kid too! We are still close now and email a couple times a month just to keep in touch. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-14-2008, 07:45 PM	#3
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	When my son was about two, he was riding in the car with his dad and grandpa, and saw some guy jogging. Kid started giggling and pointing at the jogger. "Hey dad," he said, "Look, that guy forgot his car!"

11-17-2008, 11:57 PM	#4
SquidGirl Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cavern in Mount Pleasant, MI Posts: 79	So, a couple days ago my 2 y.o. managed to find her way in our bedroom as we were having a "moment" shall we say. Miette climbed of Vathana (BF/dad), who was on top of me, and she was just giggling away about the dogpile, bouncing on us being silly. We convinced her to go out into the living room (baited with promises of Dora episodes) and as she left the action started back up...hey, it's unfair to leave unfinished business. Miette came back in the room and yelled at Vathana, "No hit Mumma!" She scolded him pretty bad and of coarse we were busting out laughing. She wouldn't leave again until she was satisfied knowing that he wasn't 'hitting' me. My parents had a similar situation where my sister walked in on them and asked my mom why she was bouncing on daddy. Hmm...I think I'm kinda proud that I now have a story. Miette seriously did scolded him good, though. Soooo funny. I wish I could have gotten it on camera.

11-27-2008, 09:01 AM	#7
SquidGirl Colloquialist Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Cavern in Mount Pleasant, MI Posts: 79	I don't know if this is really all that great...but I think it was. We were all going to get groceries so I could make my BF's mom some Indian curry. My daughter found some snow goggles in the back of the car, so, naturally, I sized it to fit her. She wore them proudly (which covered 3/4 of her face) and stuck out her thumb and said, "I sic" being all bad ass. My BF proudly teaches her this stuff...well, the funny part is that his mom, said, "oh, Miette, you sick? I'm sick too," and she continued talking about how ill she was. Miette just kept proudly sticking out her thumb explaining how "sic" and cool she was.

12-11-2008, 11:05 AM	#9
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	but did you shag her? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-11-2008, 12:08 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	My cousin????? Uh, No! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-19-2008, 02:11 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The entire family is now fluent in LOLspeak, but the kids took it a stage further this morning and were playing "FAIL" in the snow. The aim of the game was to take a flying leap onto the snow tube/sled thing and FAIL so spectacularly that it's actually a pass __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-19-2008, 02:13 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	now THAT is funny. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-19-2008, 09:00 PM	#13
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"I haven't figured out how to text and play Guitar Hero at the same time."

12-19-2008, 11:37 PM	#14
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Give this kid a drumset. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-21-2008, 08:51 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	So we asked the sprogs if they actually knew the story of The Nativity/the birth of Jesus. two said no, and one said "yes, wait, well I know he hung himself up on a cross or something"... oops! seems we're slacking in our religious education __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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