Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 64

Gravdigr · 07-08-2014, 11:59 AM

Pink Floyd has new album coming out in October (I think).

"The Endless River" will be mostly ambient/instrumental music, as I understand it. Interestingly it's not 'new' music, it's expanded leftovers from 2008, and Rick Wright will be on there. He died in 2008.

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monster · 07-18-2014, 10:58 PM

oldest to middle child, complaining that he found onion in dinner: You know the "secret ingredient" they put in everything? It's onion.

Clodfobble · 08-06-2014, 10:29 PM

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

xoxoxoBruce · 08-06-2014, 11:04 PM

Ha Ha Ha, gotcha.

lumberjim · 08-07-2014, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

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glatt · 08-08-2014, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?"

Clodfobble: *delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction*

Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake

This is fantastic. I'm not going to go back to double check, but I think this wins the thread.

chrisinhouston · 08-15-2014, 04:44 PM

So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water.

"Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name."

"Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas."

They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?"

"Yes" I reply.

"Well what do you call those?" she asks.

"That's called a penis"

"Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2014, 12:32 PM

"Mom, what's oral?"

"It's where jewelry comes from, dear."

lumberjim · 08-07-2014, 11:55 PM

Lawl
You might have that backwards

Gravdigr · 08-19-2014, 01:49 PM

I keep mine clean.

Inside and out!

glatt · 09-12-2014, 07:10 PM

My mom, on FB

"I just realized how sexist Solitaire is. The Queen can't come out unless the King is there!"

lumberjim · 09-13-2014, 06:34 AM

Iron my shirt, bitch!

footfootfoot · 10-25-2014, 02:16 PM

En route to his soccer game, the Inch, the mm, and I were listening to "John Barleycorn" by Traffic. I asked him "How old do you think this music is?"

"Very."

After the game he was talking about one of the parents who incessantly criticizes every player, ref, and coach throughout the game, "...and I was like, 'Stuff a sock in it, dude!'"

footfootfoot · 10-26-2014, 04:38 PM

Today the mm said "I'm done drawing, I don't know what to do next, and don't tell me to read! (a few minutes passes) I think I'll sketch."

monster · 10-29-2014, 10:26 PM

I'm running a Water Polo Skills class at the K-8 school. one hour first thing in the morning each day this week. I have a 3rd-grader who clearly does not meet the prerequisite of having passed a deep-end test (but she's damned determined and decided to hang in there) ... but when we were discussing it and I asked her why she picked the class when she hates getting her face wet and ball games she said "I thought it was Marco Polo Skills"

07-08-2014, 11:59 AM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pink Floyd has new album coming out in October (I think). "The Endless River" will be mostly ambient/instrumental music, as I understand it. Interestingly it's not 'new' music, it's expanded leftovers from 2008, and Rick Wright will be on there. He died in 2008. [/drift] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2014, 10:58 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oldest to middle child, complaining that he found onion in dinner: You know the "secret ingredient" they put in everything? It's onion. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-06-2014, 10:29 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifobette: Mommy, what is "do it with Justin Timberlake?" Clodfobble: delivers stunning TED Talk on sexual attraction Minifobette: *frowns, shows me her CD lyrics insert... DUET with Justin Timberlake __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-06-2014, 11:04 PM	#4
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08-07-2014, 12:32 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Mom, what's oral?" "It's where jewelry comes from, dear." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-15-2014, 04:44 PM	#7
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	So I'm driving back from a day at the beach in Galveston and told my 2 granddaughters (age 5 and 7) that when they get home they need to take showers and wash their hair and don't forget their girly parts as they got all sandy in the shallow water. "Girly parts!" says the 5 year old with a giggle. "That's not their real name." "Well, no" I reply, "I mean your vaginas." They both giggle and the 7 year old asks, "do you have boy parts Grandpa?" "Yes" I reply. "Well what do you call those?" she asks. "That's called a penis" "Well be sure to wash yours! Sand gets on it at the beach!" says the 5 year old.

08-07-2014, 11:55 PM	#9
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Lawl You might have that backwards __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-19-2014, 01:49 PM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I keep mine clean. Inside and out! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-12-2014, 07:10 PM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	My mom, on FB "I just realized how sexist Solitaire is. The Queen can't come out unless the King is there!"

09-13-2014, 06:34 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Iron my shirt, bitch! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-25-2014, 02:16 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	En route to his soccer game, the Inch, the mm, and I were listening to "John Barleycorn" by Traffic. I asked him "How old do you think this music is?" "Very." After the game he was talking about one of the parents who incessantly criticizes every player, ref, and coach throughout the game, "...and I was like, 'Stuff a sock in it, dude!'" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-26-2014, 04:38 PM	#14
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Today the mm said "I'm done drawing, I don't know what to do next, and don't tell me to read! (a few minutes passes) I think I'll sketch." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-29-2014, 10:26 PM	#15
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'm running a Water Polo Skills class at the K-8 school. one hour first thing in the morning each day this week. I have a 3rd-grader who clearly does not meet the prerequisite of having passed a deep-end test (but she's damned determined and decided to hang in there) ... but when we were discussing it and I asked her why she picked the class when she hates getting her face wet and ball games she said "I thought it was Marco Polo Skills" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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