The Sex Thread

[Trilby]

[quote=Rock SteadyI said, "I'm just doing it cause I love mommy".

We'll have to book another hotel room soon.[/QUOTE]



Awwww! that is so goddurl adorable! Personally, I'd love to believe in men like you (and bruce, who, I'll just come right out and admit it-shuns me!) but I've found that guys like you are akin to Santa Claus, Jack Skellington, Paul Bunyon, Zeus and Jesus Christ. You dunna exists. At least not in the soup bowl you don't. *


*HIGH self-pity mode...alluded to on an obscure thread that I cannot now recall.

[Brett's Honey]

QUOTE=Rock Steady][100] Our 15 yo daughter makes it difficult at home; she sits between us when watching TV, knocks on our bedroom door a lot, and the other day I was hugging Mrs RS in the kitchen, she says "You're just doing that to piss me off". I said, "I'm just doing it cause I love mommy".

To the 15 yr old daughter - you are sooo lucky to have parents who are married - and hugging!

(What am I thinking?! You can't tell a 15 yr old girl anything. They already know everything....).

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by Rock Steady

So, who here was most recently laid?

heh. not I. it's beennnnn lemmeseehere, 5+ months.

[footfootfoot]

how is a man like a tile floor?



lay him right the first time and you can walk all over him for the rest of your life.



Not directed at anyone in particular, just reminded of it.


Also whoever said "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was off by about eight inches

[wolf]

I've always said that The way to a man's heart is straight through the ribcage, but I probably have different objectives.

[Sundae]

11 months for me

I was trying to get my head sorted to start with & then it just became a habit.

[BigV]

New question. What about toys?

I guess this is really a question for the ladies. Actually, I don't really have any questions for the guys. There isn't anything I want to know that I don't already know about the guys. But the ladies are a perpetual mystery. So, do you have, use, like, dislike any toys? Used to but don't now? Curious but haven't tried one?

Naturally, more follow on questions will come later, like what kinds of toys, how do you like them used, solo, together, tips, suggestions... Ok, that's a start.

[Clodfobble]

I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I had one of these as a pre-teen. I really wonder to this day if the aunt who gave it to me (an empowered woman, to say the least) in fact knew exactly what she was doing.

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

SCF!

[darclauz]

Originally Posted by Elspode

How did you explain the ink stains to your mother when she did the laundry?

i thought.. ink stains?

and then i thought....................


ah.


bwahahahaha

[lookout123]

if the world ended today and in a thousand years a strange enlightened species came around investigating they would wonder what our familial fascination with rabbits, dolphins, and turtles would be.

i mean, yes, we enjoy toys.

[BigV]

I wonder too. We have one or two of those floating aroung the house somewhere. Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow.

A new thread is underway related to this topic. A link from here when it's posted. Here is the promised link. I hope your auntie steers clear of these folks.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by BigV

...snip Until now, I hadn't imagined what I think you're implying. Wow.
...snip.

That's because Clodfobble thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

That's because <strike>Clodfobble</strike> BigV thinks outside the erm, ahem, box.

Corrected.