The Sex Thread - Page 50

joelnwil · 12-17-2005, 02:28 PM

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

itsjulie · 12-17-2005, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by joelnwil

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

That was a big coincidence, huh? Must of ruined the mood!

Rock Steady · 12-21-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by joelnwil

"Anyone had phone sex?"

Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony.

So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick".

I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up.

That is the closest to phone sex for me.

No coincidence. That was a dream.

I've had some seemingling real dreams, especially recovering from something and on medication. I was also told by the doctor that many meds initially cause a lot more dreaming and there is nothing to read into them, they just happen, especially arising from current circumstances.

Or it could have been the web cam I put in your ceiling fixture.

Sun_Sparkz · 12-19-2005, 11:33 PM

So did you find out who was calling you?

Thats weird. VERY weird.

seakdivers · 12-20-2005, 02:32 AM

HahahAHhahahaha!!!!

ermm....I mean - wow, that's strange. How would anybody know that you would be laying in bed jacking off when your wife was at work?

Weird.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-20-2005, 04:20 AM

Unlikely the guy on the phone knew. Would have probably orgasmed if he had.

yesman065 · 12-21-2005, 07:20 AM

I tried phone sex and cyber sex with a girlfriend and they were both sort of exciting. I'm not sure I'd do it again, but it at least made us feel connected since we couldn't be together at the time. I'd like to ask a question also though. I've never had any delusions about being a great lover or anything, 5-10 minutes and I'm napping peacefully. Yet with the woman I am/was recently seeing, I've been able to last for 1/2 hour or more. She is having the "best sex of her life" Its been awesome for me too and done wonders for my self confidence. But whats up with that? She thinks I'm "Studly Do-right", and I have no idea why its so different with her and how do I keep it this way for my future partner(s)?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-21-2005, 05:08 PM

You've proved you can satisfy when they call for encores.
Keep in shape, keep in practice and pay attention to the action/reaction relationship. No, don't stop and write it down..... Mental notes.
Not everything works well with every partner but if you have a variety of "tools" to work with, you'll get the job done right.

Sun_Sparkz · 12-30-2005, 12:30 AM

ive been having crazy sex dreams lately, and they feel SO real! i can remember them in detail most mornings.. its kind of sad cause i feel like i'm cheating but it still feels good when you wake up

Trilby · 12-30-2005, 08:46 AM

I've had those before, Sun Sparkz. They can be soooo fun~! Enjoy!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-30-2005, 09:17 AM

Are the other people in those dreams, people you know? Celebrities? Strangers? Assuming there are others, of course.

Oh,....do you sleepwalk?

Trilby · 12-30-2005, 08:35 PM

Of course there are other people in the dreams. Once, I dreamt it was this incredibly hot priest (an honest-to-god priest that taught sophomore Comparitive Religions class. Total hottie.) i felt kinda dirty about that one, then I found out he had left the priesthood and gotten married. Then I didn't feel so bad.

Pi · 12-31-2005, 03:45 AM

I'd really like to have the time to read the whole thread, kind of interesting

Well my best ever sex was 6 months ago, with a friend who's 5 years older. On her birthday... I did a little footmassage after a lot of dancing and promised an other one, but only with her already in bed, because i wouldn't like to spoil the massage by letting her get up. But the whole thing without any idea of what would come (at least I was not thinking about anything else). At 4 in the morning I started my massage at 6, she kissed me, horny as hell, because of the massage. At 11 we felt asleep. It was great.

Since then we have a kind of non-platonic relationship and I quite of learned a lot about women...

Rock Steady · 12-31-2005, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pi

... learned a lot about women...

A little knowledge can be dangerous. Proceed cautiously because theirs is a gender of great mystery and complexity.

Trilby · 12-31-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pi

Since then we have a kind of non-platonic relationship and I quite of learned a lot about women...

Fuck-buddies are the best.

And I do indeed have interesting taste in men...I like them all! (well, almost all. Happy Monkey pisses me off...)

12-19-2005, 11:33 PM	#4
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	So did you find out who was calling you? Thats weird. VERY weird. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

12-20-2005, 04:20 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Unlikely the guy on the phone knew. Would have probably orgasmed if he had. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-21-2005, 07:20 AM	#7
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I tried phone sex and cyber sex with a girlfriend and they were both sort of exciting. I'm not sure I'd do it again, but it at least made us feel connected since we couldn't be together at the time. I'd like to ask a question also though. I've never had any delusions about being a great lover or anything, 5-10 minutes and I'm napping peacefully. Yet with the woman I am/was recently seeing, I've been able to last for 1/2 hour or more. She is having the "best sex of her life" Its been awesome for me too and done wonders for my self confidence. But whats up with that? She thinks I'm "Studly Do-right", and I have no idea why its so different with her and how do I keep it this way for my future partner(s)? Last edited by yesman065; 12-21-2005 at 09:04 AM.

12-21-2005, 05:08 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You've proved you can satisfy when they call for encores. Keep in shape, keep in practice and pay attention to the action/reaction relationship. No, don't stop and write it down..... Mental notes. Not everything works well with every partner but if you have a variety of "tools" to work with, you'll get the job done right. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2005, 12:30 AM	#9
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	ive been having crazy sex dreams lately, and they feel SO real! i can remember them in detail most mornings.. its kind of sad cause i feel like i'm cheating but it still feels good when you wake up __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

12-17-2005, 02:28 PM	#1
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	"Anyone had phone sex?" Well not exactly. But a long time ago I had a back operation and had to stay home for 4 weeks to recover. During most of that time, any sex that involved hip movements on my part was not possible. Tried, but had to pull out in agony. So one day, when my wife was at work, I was lying in bed jerking off. The phone rang, and the male voice on the other end said, "I'd like to suck your dick". I was totally freaked out, not because it was another guy, but because I felt sure I must be observed somehow. No way, but it sure shook me up. That is the closest to phone sex for me.

12-20-2005, 02:32 AM	#5
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	HahahAHhahahaha!!!! ermm....I mean - wow, that's strange. How would anybody know that you would be laying in bed jacking off when your wife was at work? Weird.

12-30-2005, 08:46 AM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I've had those before, Sun Sparkz. They can be soooo fun~! Enjoy! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-30-2005, 09:17 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Are the other people in those dreams, people you know? Celebrities? Strangers? Assuming there are others, of course. Oh,....do you sleepwalk? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-30-2005, 08:35 PM	#12
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Of course there are other people in the dreams. Once, I dreamt it was this incredibly hot priest (an honest-to-god priest that taught sophomore Comparitive Religions class. Total hottie.) i felt kinda dirty about that one, then I found out he had left the priesthood and gotten married. Then I didn't feel so bad. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-31-2005, 03:45 AM	#13
Pi desperate finder Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Luxembourg Posts: 437	I'd really like to have the time to read the whole thread, kind of interesting Well my best ever sex was 6 months ago, with a friend who's 5 years older. On her birthday... I did a little footmassage after a lot of dancing and promised an other one, but only with her already in bed, because i wouldn't like to spoil the massage by letting her get up. But the whole thing without any idea of what would come (at least I was not thinking about anything else). At 4 in the morning I started my massage at 6, she kissed me, horny as hell, because of the massage. At 11 we felt asleep. It was great. Since then we have a kind of non-platonic relationship and I quite of learned a lot about women... __________________ Complex simplex

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