The Sex Thread - Page 26

BigV · 07-14-2005, 02:50 PM

Hey Bri, good question. Sorry to hijack it (temporarily perhaps), but I found this interesting. I don't live inside a woman's head, so I have no way to confirm this firsthand, but it sounds about right. Ladies?

Trilby · 07-14-2005, 02:57 PM

If I love what he's doing I don't think of anything--I'm all about the sensation. If I hate what he's doing I count how many times he does it/makes me do it. Like, if he's doing it in a very uncomfortable position I count how many strokes it takes before he moves. If I have to be in the "squat on top" position I count how many times I can torture my upper thighs before I have to stop. It's like counting for exercise! It's good for your legs, though.

kerosene · 07-14-2005, 04:00 PM

That link was hilarious! Thanks for posting it, BigV.

Bad sex only becomes bad when I start analyzing EVERYTHING and can't keep my attention span. I think I have adult sex ADD sometimes. It's frustrating!

plthijinx · 07-14-2005, 04:43 PM

so basically your saying that if it's bad sex then you can't keep your focus. or are you saying that good sex turns bad when you start watching sportscenter or lifetime?

kerosene · 07-14-2005, 04:58 PM

well, if Lifetime or Sports center or whatever isn't available, my brain will find all kinds of other distractions. I am not sure which causes which...bad sex causes distractions, or distractions cause bad sex?

Someone asked for wedding pictures. Here's one. Sorry the quality isn't so great. What can one do with a 200.00 wedding budget, eh?

BigV · 07-14-2005, 05:03 PM

lovely picture, lovely family. I like how the boys are looking at one photographer and the girls are looking at a different photographer.

Best Wishes!

kerosene · 07-14-2005, 05:06 PM

Thanks, BigV. The boy in the front is mine. He "turned back into Clark Kent" for the wedding. Afterwards, of course, he was Superman. The girl is Dakota's. There is another boy behind Dakota's daughter who is also Dakota's. He is usually distracted, so his placement in this picture is not surprising. Hehe.

Trilby · 07-14-2005, 05:20 PM

Congats, case!! Beautiful family!!

Brett's Honey · 07-14-2005, 06:08 PM

Well, I think it looks like you did GREAT with your budget! The pic looks very classy, not low budget at all! Beautiful family!
Brett and I went to Miami, Oklahoma to "Lavern's Wedding Chapel" on a February, Friday the 13th and had a short simple ceremony, but the chapel was lovely. (They have a website). You get a blood test in one building, walk next door and get the license and walk across the street to the chapel for the ceremony - all in less than an hour. For us, it was perfect. After all, the honeymoon and life afterwards IS the most important part anyway...right!?
Again, Congratulations!!

Elspode · 07-14-2005, 10:32 PM

Hey, congrats to you and Dakota, Case! You all look *great*!

Why doncha tell somebody yer gonna do this sort of thing sometime?

BrianR · 07-15-2005, 08:33 AM

Pardon me, but what's "bad sex"??

LabRat · 07-15-2005, 02:13 PM

Hey! you have a 'butt chin' just like me!! ha ha !

Neat family, whole bunch of blondies! I like the wildflowers.

LCanal · 07-15-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Pardon me, but what's "bad sex"??

That would be, when 3 days later one has to visit the clinic which only has a side door !!

zippyt · 07-15-2005, 08:42 PM

we had a corps-man on board the ship that was designated for this job , his nick name was ,,,,,,,,,, wait for it ,,,,,,,

RAMBORE!!!!!!!

Yes I am a Trobisin warrior !!!!!!!!

footfootfoot · 07-15-2005, 10:07 PM

What's a Trobisin warrior?

And while we're at it, what does NBN mean by NSFDU?

I'm too out of it.

07-14-2005, 02:50 PM	#376
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Hey Bri, good question. Sorry to hijack it (temporarily perhaps), but I found this interesting. I don't live inside a woman's head, so I have no way to confirm this firsthand, but it sounds about right. Ladies? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2005, 02:57 PM	#377
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	If I love what he's doing I don't think of anything--I'm all about the sensation. If I hate what he's doing I count how many times he does it/makes me do it. Like, if he's doing it in a very uncomfortable position I count how many strokes it takes before he moves. If I have to be in the "squat on top" position I count how many times I can torture my upper thighs before I have to stop. It's like counting for exercise! It's good for your legs, though. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-14-2005, 04:43 PM	#379
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	so basically your saying that if it's bad sex then you can't keep your focus. or are you saying that good sex turns bad when you start watching sportscenter or lifetime? __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

07-14-2005, 04:58 PM	#380
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	well, if Lifetime or Sports center or whatever isn't available, my brain will find all kinds of other distractions. I am not sure which causes which...bad sex causes distractions, or distractions cause bad sex? Someone asked for wedding pictures. Here's one. Sorry the quality isn't so great. What can one do with a 200.00 wedding budget, eh? Attached Images

07-14-2005, 05:03 PM	#381
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	lovely picture, lovely family. I like how the boys are looking at one photographer and the girls are looking at a different photographer. Best Wishes! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-14-2005, 04:00 PM	#378
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	That link was hilarious! Thanks for posting it, BigV. Bad sex only becomes bad when I start analyzing EVERYTHING and can't keep my attention span. I think I have adult sex ADD sometimes. It's frustrating!

07-14-2005, 05:06 PM	#382
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Thanks, BigV. The boy in the front is mine. He "turned back into Clark Kent" for the wedding. Afterwards, of course, he was Superman. The girl is Dakota's. There is another boy behind Dakota's daughter who is also Dakota's. He is usually distracted, so his placement in this picture is not surprising. Hehe.

07-14-2005, 05:20 PM	#383
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Congats, case!! Beautiful family!! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-14-2005, 06:08 PM	#384
Brett's Honey whatever Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 308	Well, I think it looks like you did GREAT with your budget! The pic looks very classy, not low budget at all! Beautiful family! Brett and I went to Miami, Oklahoma to "Lavern's Wedding Chapel" on a February, Friday the 13th and had a short simple ceremony, but the chapel was lovely. (They have a website). You get a blood test in one building, walk next door and get the license and walk across the street to the chapel for the ceremony - all in less than an hour. For us, it was perfect. After all, the honeymoon and life afterwards IS the most important part anyway...right!? Again, Congratulations!!

07-14-2005, 10:32 PM	#385
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Hey, congrats to you and Dakota, Case! You all look great! Why doncha tell somebody yer gonna do this sort of thing sometime? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-15-2005, 08:33 AM	#386
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Pardon me, but what's "bad sex"??

07-15-2005, 02:13 PM	#387
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Hey! you have a 'butt chin' just like me!! ha ha ! Neat family, whole bunch of blondies! I like the wildflowers. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

07-15-2005, 08:42 PM	#389
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	we had a corps-man on board the ship that was designated for this job , his nick name was ,,,,,,,,,, wait for it ,,,,,,, RAMBORE!!!!!!! Yes I am a Trobisin warrior !!!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-15-2005, 10:07 PM	#390
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's a Trobisin warrior? And while we're at it, what does NBN mean by NSFDU? I'm too out of it. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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