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Vice-President of Resentment
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Damn Bri - maybe it has been too long for you - that limpy bastard is u g l y.
How about this one for sexy? ![]()
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Vice-President of Resentment
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LMAO Brianna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW, talk to me about Matthew - oh la la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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i've still gotta wait a few more months for 24
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phila Burbs
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Would someone who wasn't distracted by a suicidal caller in the last 5 minutes of the L&O:SVU premiere episode please PM me and tell me what happened? I saw everything up to (wow, this is hard to describe without a spoiler) the last teensy weensy little bit, like actually within 30 seconds of the "Directed by Dick Wolf" card being flashed.
How's about somebody who saw it PM me and I'll tell you what I need to know about the ending ...
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I got distracted but this is the gist of it, highlight as needed, I don't know character names:
Rapist tells cop they are going to rape girl, but cop must go first Cop says he won't do it in front of another guy Rapist tells cop he respects that and says he'll go around the wall Cop instructs girl to scream and then to run on cue Girl screams, runs on cue Rapist returns Cop confronts, lets on identity Rapist gets better of him Cavalry (Ice T and whatsername) can't identify where rapist is to help Rapist handcuffs cop to van door Rapist dramatically tells cop they are alike Girl found by cavalry, can't identify exact location Cop struggles free of door Scuffle, cop gets rapist in headlock and dramatically puts him in sleeper hold Cop found by cavalry |
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Professor for the school of ass-clownery
Join Date: Jun 2005
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NCIS premier last night. I have to say, it is still my all-time favorite despite the loss of Kaitlyn Todd. I'm hooked once again. Much...MUCH better than the other CSI:Crime Scene Investigators, CSI: Miami, and CSI: New York. Although I still like the CSI on Thursday nights.
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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I can't get past Mark Harmon's scenery chewing.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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What, exactly, is scenery chewing? I've heard it, but don't know if I've ever seen it. Examples, please.
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Overacting. Too much emotion and drama, particularly where it's not warranted.
Think Shatner asking, "Why does God need a starship?" Too pausy, too breathy, too whatever. Saying "I'm going to go get a cappucino" with just the hint of a tear squeezing out one eye, and with too soulful a look towards the camera. Acting that you can tell is acting.
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Ahh----now I get it. *trying to think of recent example* like anything Calista Flockhart does? Or, every episode of The O.C? I watch a lot of documentaries, real Crime (bless CourtTV!) and A&E. Of course, Bill Curtis has been known to be a bit over the top, for a narrator, that is.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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lobber of scimitars
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Expressive narration does not typically qualify, although can be annoying in it's own right. As far as Bill Curtis goes, you may have noticed that all of his expressiveness is in his voice ... facially he has a broad range of one emotion. Not quite the same.
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Professor for the school of ass-clownery
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Well, Harman can't be worst than David Caruso's mugging for the camera. Every eposode, the script must read this:
Caine: Enter scene. Tight head shot. Caine drops head, turns sidways to camera, pulls glasses half-way down not and peeks out the top. Makes some snide, cheeky comment.
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lobber of scimitars
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And that, dear friends, is why I don't watch CSI:Miami.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Also the fact that all the CSI shows suck hardcore.
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