Quotes and Stuff

wolf · 10-21-2006, 10:30 PM

I know there is another thread that addresses this somewhere around here, but I can't find it right now.

Anyway, sometimes, you see a short statement that just really interests you, amuses you, makes you think, etc.

This is the one that I found yesterday:

"I wish my lawn was a 15 year old Goth chick, because then it would cut itself."

Phase · 10-21-2006, 10:33 PM

I've heard something similar to that,

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 12:42 PM

A bottom of the Cellar quote:

"I've discussed it with my husband, and we'll take the million."
- Marilu Henner, to Sting, on the Tonight Show 5/14/93

Does anyone know what that is referring to?

glatt · 04-19-2012, 12:49 PM

Gotta be a reference to Indecent Proposal, that movie where Demi Moore and Woody Harelson get $1M for Demi to spend the night with Robert Redford.

Marilu wants to hop into bed with Sting.

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 12:52 PM

Oh yeah. That makes sense.

thanks!

jimhelm · 04-19-2012, 01:02 PM

Marilu Henner would hop into bed with anyone for free.

huge whore. trust me. i had her.

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 01:06 PM

I'd've hopped into bed with Sting for free, back in 1993.

jimhelm · 04-19-2012, 01:19 PM

you'd do it tomorrow

SteveDallas · 04-19-2012, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phase

I've heard something similar to that,

"I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself."

Mitchell & Webb had one where the kid cut "looser" into his arm.. he felt he was worthless, could never be good enough to satisfy his parents, etc.

Since he misspelled it, his mom & dad re-cut with the correct spelling.

jimhelm · 04-19-2012, 01:44 PM

fail kid fails at failing

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 01:56 PM

*snickersnort*

jimhelm · 04-19-2012, 02:21 PM

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
- - -Zsa Zsa Gabor

infinite monkey · 04-19-2012, 02:35 PM

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
--Mae West

Gravdigr · 04-19-2012, 02:44 PM

Reporter to Mean Joe Green (might have been Ed Too Tall Jones): Which do you prefer, grass, or, AstroTurf?

Whichever guy it was, to the reporter: I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf.

Gravdigr · 04-19-2012, 02:45 PM

John Wayne, responding to the question "Is your hair real?":

It's real. It's not mine, but it's real.

10-21-2006, 10:30 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Quotes and Stuff I know there is another thread that addresses this somewhere around here, but I can't find it right now. Anyway, sometimes, you see a short statement that just really interests you, amuses you, makes you think, etc. This is the one that I found yesterday: "I wish my lawn was a 15 year old Goth chick, because then it would cut itself." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-21-2006, 10:33 PM	#2
Phase Resident Denizen Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 63	I've heard something similar to that, "I wish my lawn was emo, so it could cut itself." __________________ To obtain peace and quiet get a Phoneless Cord.

04-19-2012, 01:02 PM	#6
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Marilu Henner would hop into bed with anyone for free. huge whore. trust me. i had her. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-19-2012, 01:19 PM	#8
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you'd do it tomorrow __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-19-2012, 01:44 PM	#10
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	fail kid fails at failing __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-19-2012, 12:42 PM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A bottom of the Cellar quote: "I've discussed it with my husband, and we'll take the million." - Marilu Henner, to Sting, on the Tonight Show 5/14/93 Does anyone know what that is referring to?

04-19-2012, 12:49 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Gotta be a reference to Indecent Proposal, that movie where Demi Moore and Woody Harelson get $1M for Demi to spend the night with Robert Redford. Marilu wants to hop into bed with Sting.

04-19-2012, 12:52 PM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh yeah. That makes sense. thanks!

04-19-2012, 01:06 PM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'd've hopped into bed with Sting for free, back in 1993.

04-19-2012, 01:56 PM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snickersnort

04-19-2012, 02:21 PM	#12
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - - -Zsa Zsa Gabor __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

04-19-2012, 02:35 PM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. --Mae West

04-19-2012, 02:44 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Reporter to Mean Joe Green (might have been Ed Too Tall Jones): Which do you prefer, grass, or, AstroTurf? Whichever guy it was, to the reporter: I don't know. I never smoked AstroTurf. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-19-2012, 02:45 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	John Wayne, responding to the question "Is your hair real?": It's real. It's not mine, but it's real. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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