Eff Marry Kill - Page 2

Flint · 10-23-2006, 04:19 PM

This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.

Spexxvet · 10-23-2006, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

This is a trick question: if you say you want to fuck paris Hilton, we'll know you're attracted to ten-year-old boys.

The only one I'd want to marry would be Drew.
I really really really dislike Julia Roberts. Not physically attractive, can't act.
Paris has the experience to make one fuck an interesting proposition, so to speak. I might learn something, and you gotta figuere she's good, with all the practice.

Pie · 10-23-2006, 04:36 PM

Kill Mel, F Trump, Marry Bill??!?

Ugh, this is so unsatisfying. UT, please nominate another male triumverate.

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 04:39 PM

I think someone else should do it, it's harder than it seems

yesman065 · 10-23-2006, 04:53 PM

As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks

George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey

DucksNuts · 10-23-2006, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yesman065

As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks

George Clooney
McDreamy (Don't know his real name)
Matthew Mchonehey

Ohhhh

Fuck - George (more than once though)
Marry - mmmm McDreamy!!!!
Kim - McHonehey

Jacquelita · 10-23-2006, 05:21 PM

Of the three above:
F McConaughey
M George
K McDreamy (don't know who this is so who cares?)

Of UT's three:
F Gibson (early years mad max and lethal weapon - not drunk jew hater)
M Clinton (he's a dog - but the conversation would never be boring)
K trump (The hair's gotta go)

New female selection:

Paula Zahn

anne hathaway

Jenny McCarthy

Undertoad · 10-23-2006, 05:32 PM

OK, Anne Hathaway, all I know is she's an actress that has some decent work and, also, has had a photograph made of her and then subsequently photoshopped to be my near ideal, i.e., as above.

J McCarthy actually has some level of wit, but then appeared to just be a sex symbol of some sort, and then her cartoonish image seemed to be annoying and bear no actual talent.

Paula Zahn looks very nice and has the intelligence needed to be a decent newsreader. However, if I was doin her, I would always wonder whether I could upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien. I think she was also involved in that "remove the hawk" incident a few years ago in which she was at least initially on the side of having the hawk removed.

So I would marry Paula, with some reservations, because having fucked Anne I had experienced all I had needed to, hotness dream wise. Bye Jenny, sorry.

Elspode · 10-23-2006, 07:17 PM

Fuck Anne
Marry Zahn
Kill McCarthy

This was a tough one. Is having a polyamorous quad with all three completely out of the question?

glatt · 10-23-2006, 08:16 PM

Of the first group of women, I can only see Drew as a potential wife. She seems friendly and warm, and approachable. I might be able to tolerate being married to her. I can't stand Paris, so she would have to die, and that leaves Julia for a fun time. Probably best that way, when you consider the number of husbands Julia has gone through.

The second group, I'd marry Paula, because she can probably hold up her end of a conversation. I don't really know anything about Anne, and she doesn't do much for me anyway, so I'd get rid of her, and I'd have some fun with Jenny. She doesn't seem too inhibited and isn't as vacuous as her image.

Spexxvet · 10-24-2006, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

...upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien...

My new fav is Brianna Keilar.

lookout123 · 10-25-2006, 11:34 PM

F Anne
M Jenny... i'm ready for another blonde.
K Paula

Aliantha · 10-23-2006, 08:25 PM

Mel Gibson - Kill
Donald Trump - Kill
Bill Clinton - Kill

I wouldn't want to have to touch any of these three, so they'd all have to go.

DucksNuts · 10-23-2006, 08:38 PM

Ali - you fucked Gary Sweet but you wouldnt fuck Mel?

zippyt · 10-23-2006, 08:39 PM

Of the first group ,
Drew for a wife , wild child
Julia , for fun
Paris , well I would eat about a half case of Viagra , strap on a Knobby condom and show her what for !!!!!!!

Marry Anne ,
F Paula ,
and shoot Jenny,
AHHHHHHHH !!!!

10-23-2006, 04:19 PM	#1
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10-23-2006, 04:36 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Kill Mel, F Trump, Marry Bill??!? Ugh, this is so unsatisfying. UT, please nominate another male triumverate. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-23-2006, 07:17 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Fuck Anne Marry Zahn Kill McCarthy This was a tough one. Is having a polyamorous quad with all three completely out of the question? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-25-2006, 11:34 PM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	F Anne M Jenny... i'm ready for another blonde. K Paula __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-23-2006, 08:25 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Mel Gibson - Kill Donald Trump - Kill Bill Clinton - Kill I wouldn't want to have to touch any of these three, so they'd all have to go. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-23-2006, 04:39 PM	#4
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I think someone else should do it, it's harder than it seems

10-23-2006, 04:53 PM	#5
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	As per my GF here are three candidates. Although I have no idea how this really works - Just delete this if my selection sucks George Clooney McDreamy (Don't know his real name) Matthew Mchonehey

10-23-2006, 05:21 PM	#7
Jacquelita Don't pop a vein Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: in my own mind Posts: 289	Of the three above: F McConaughey M George K McDreamy (don't know who this is so who cares?) Of UT's three: F Gibson (early years mad max and lethal weapon - not drunk jew hater) M Clinton (he's a dog - but the conversation would never be boring) K trump (The hair's gotta go) New female selection: Paula Zahn anne hathaway Jenny McCarthy

10-23-2006, 05:32 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OK, Anne Hathaway, all I know is she's an actress that has some decent work and, also, has had a photograph made of her and then subsequently photoshopped to be my near ideal, i.e., as above. J McCarthy actually has some level of wit, but then appeared to just be a sex symbol of some sort, and then her cartoonish image seemed to be annoying and bear no actual talent. Paula Zahn looks very nice and has the intelligence needed to be a decent newsreader. However, if I was doin her, I would always wonder whether I could upgrade to that Kyra Phillips, or (mmmm) Soledad O'Brien. I think she was also involved in that "remove the hawk" incident a few years ago in which she was at least initially on the side of having the hawk removed. So I would marry Paula, with some reservations, because having fucked Anne I had experienced all I had needed to, hotness dream wise. Bye Jenny, sorry.

10-23-2006, 08:16 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Of the first group of women, I can only see Drew as a potential wife. She seems friendly and warm, and approachable. I might be able to tolerate being married to her. I can't stand Paris, so she would have to die, and that leaves Julia for a fun time. Probably best that way, when you consider the number of husbands Julia has gone through. The second group, I'd marry Paula, because she can probably hold up her end of a conversation. I don't really know anything about Anne, and she doesn't do much for me anyway, so I'd get rid of her, and I'd have some fun with Jenny. She doesn't seem too inhibited and isn't as vacuous as her image.

10-23-2006, 08:38 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ali - you fucked Gary Sweet but you wouldnt fuck Mel?

10-23-2006, 08:39 PM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Of the first group , Drew for a wife , wild child Julia , for fun Paris , well I would eat about a half case of Viagra , strap on a Knobby condom and show her what for !!!!!!! Marry Anne , F Paula , and shoot Jenny, AHHHHHHHH !!!! Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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