Lumberjim goes cockless - Page 2

Spexxvet · 12-20-2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

... i though we were all talking about chickens? ...

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK. The sky is falling, the sky is falling!

lumberjim · 12-06-2006, 06:02 PM

and it's nothing compared to my tiny piano:

richlevy · 12-15-2006, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

and it's nothing compared to my tiny piano:

It has to be small to go with the tiny pianist Jinx said you had.

Spexxvet · 12-06-2006, 06:42 PM

I wanna know how tw knows the size of LJ's organ?

cowhead · 12-06-2006, 06:43 PM

some secrets are better left unknown....

lumberjim · 12-06-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I wanna know how tw knows the size of LJ's organ?

i wanna know why you're so fascinated by it. I mean, damn. i thought you were a dude?

Spexxvet · 12-06-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i wanna know why you're so fascinated by it. I mean, damn. i thought you were a dude?

I am. But, how often do you get to fuck with tw and LJ in the same thread?

No that there's anything wrong with it.:p

lumberjim · 12-06-2006, 06:52 PM

excuse me i have to go quote my cock thread in Labrat's Ass thread

Sundae · 12-07-2006, 07:08 AM

Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.

Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know.

lumberjim · 12-07-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.

that i might actually do. it's just sick enough, without being overtly pornagraphic

Iggy · 12-20-2006, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures.

Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know.

Gosh, well now I have to go off topic too! I used to have a camera phone and my SO thought it was funny to take pictures of his naughty bits on my camera when I wasn't paying attention. He was always standing at attention when he did this though... (this might be too much information for some, so skip over it) and it is quite crooked, which is really obvious when he is hard.

Well, one day I was charging my phone in the office where I worked. As I had to do lots outside of the office my phone was left unattended. I should also point out that my SO worked with me at the time... so all of my co-workers knew him. One of the co-workers got bored and started snooping through my phone when I was on the work phone and not paying any attention. I had deleted the previous naughty pictures, but he had taken more and I didn't know it so I didn't take the phone away from the co-worker! Needless to say he was pretty shocked when he came across my SO's bits (more TMI following)and by the fact that they were crooked. I don't think he wanted to know that...

I was pretty embarressed at the time as we were trying to keep our relationship low profile, and now it was pretty obvious whose it was as I wasn't with anyone else at the time. If I remember correctly I had either just came out with the relationship, or had stopped denying it at this point. It was pretty hilarious all the same. :p My SO didn't do that anymore after that, even though I did keep much better tabs on my phone. He learned his lesson but good!

I just had to share.

Elspode · 12-20-2006, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock

Isn't anyone else going to ask *why* SG's cow orker sent her a picture of his manhood?

Geez, do I have to do *everything*? SG - WTF?! You know, here in America, we have a legal term for that sort of thing. It is called "Sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen".

LabRat · 12-07-2006, 08:48 AM

Bah, it's been done actually in a sock. I'll be expecting a bit more from you, you sly dog. I'm sure jinx has some fishnets around...

Sundae · 12-07-2006, 09:34 AM

I think we are talking more along these lines:
(I can't access this from work, but am guessing NSFW folks!)
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/photo.html

lumberjim · 12-07-2006, 09:57 AM

i was actually picturing a little shirt and maybe a hat?

12-06-2006, 06:02 PM	#2
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12-06-2006, 06:42 PM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I wanna know how tw knows the size of LJ's organ? __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

12-06-2006, 06:43 PM	#5
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	some secrets are better left unknown.... __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

12-06-2006, 06:52 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	excuse me i have to go quote my cock thread in Labrat's Ass thread __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-06-2006 at 07:09 PM.

12-07-2006, 07:08 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Now LJ has admitted he's a pianist, I vote for some cock puppet pictures. Slightly off topic - one of the wickedest things I've ever done is showing a picture of a colleague's cock to a couple of other colleagues. The man in question wasn't based in our office and never found out but I am ashamed of myself anyway. Well, we were in a pub and drunk and my friend brought up the fact that X had sent me a picture of his cock - flaccid, which was the part that cracked us up. I learned that evening that men are revolted by the sight of other men's genitalia - even if they've asked for it. Or maybe it was the fact it looked like a yam, I don't know. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-07-2006, 08:48 AM	#13
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Bah, it's been done actually in a sock. I'll be expecting a bit more from you, you sly dog. I'm sure jinx has some fishnets around... Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

12-07-2006, 09:34 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I think we are talking more along these lines: (I can't access this from work, but am guessing NSFW folks!) http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/photo.html __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-07-2006, 09:57 AM	#15
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i was actually picturing a little shirt and maybe a hat? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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