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Old 12-07-2006, 10:00 AM   #1
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I don't really want to see that, but if you posted it, I doubt I'd be able to look away.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:01 AM   #2
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you love the cock. admit it
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:01 AM   #3
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Oh right.
The possibilities are endless.

Famous characters from history presented through the medium of cock. If you could get your cock to hug a dead pig you might even get a grant for this...
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:01 AM   #4
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i have a little dallas cowboys helmet sitting here on my desk ........
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:35 PM   #5
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i have a little dallas cowboys helmet sitting here on my desk ........
jinx could paint him.

OOoohh...Make 'him' kiss your picture like Noodle did.

OK, I'm spending too much time picturing this, it's almost worse than the plane thread. But hopefully with a happier ending.
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Old 12-19-2006, 11:21 PM   #6
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jinx could paint him.

OOoohh...Make 'him' kiss your picture like Noodle did.

OK, I'm spending too much time picturing this, it's almost worse than the plane thread. But hopefully with a happier ending.
just so you know, you have a standing invitation to stay at our house if you're ever in town. just thought i'd mention it. what? oh, no reason, we just think you're nice.
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:12 AM   #7
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Now I for one love a shiny helmet....
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Old 12-07-2006, 06:47 PM   #8
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'Cock Shakespeare' season! I can see it now.....it'll be huge.
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:30 PM   #9
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:42 PM   #10
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i'm not allowed to post cock puppets. sorry
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:00 PM   #11
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How about a cock marrionette?
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:15 PM   #12
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Jinx, you selfish bitch.








(you know I'm kidding, right?)
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:28 AM   #13
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Brilliant!
And I hope the co-worker will think twice before snooping through anyone's phone again
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:32 AM   #14
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What planet do you live on? He'll probably start looking for MORE excuses to pilfer through them!
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Old 12-20-2006, 09:09 AM   #15
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Ummmm... I seem to remember it being some sort of incentive for me to send him pictures of my boobies. Kinda "I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours"

(I think any litigation would have been thrown out on the grounds that I'd had intimate contact with the real thing after a Christmas Party one year)
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