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Old 02-06-2007, 07:57 PM   #1
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:16 PM   #2
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Justin Timberlake.

I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:
  • Britney Spears
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Jessica Biel
  • Scarlett Johansson
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Old 02-07-2007, 08:41 AM   #3
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Justin Timberlake.

I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:

But, look who he hasn't: (that I know of)

*Brianna
*Sundae Girl
*Wolf
*Jinx
*Me

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Old 02-07-2007, 12:17 PM   #4
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Justin Timberlake.

I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:
  • Britney Spears
  • Alyssa Milano
  • Cameron Diaz
  • Jessica Biel
  • Scarlett Johansson
I would do all of those women...but I would put tape over Britney's mouth.
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Old 02-07-2007, 12:38 PM   #5
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I would do all of those women...but I would put tape over Britney's mouth.

I've seen the pics. Those are not the lips you need to worry about! lol!!
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Old 02-06-2007, 09:46 PM   #6
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he has redeemed all affronts with this, however:
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:00 AM   #7
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Justin did try to hook up with me, but I was doing an inventory of my health & beauty shelf.

What annoys me? Stupid people mainly. Specifically today, stupid old women in the health food shop:

SOW#1 - They say it's going to snow tomorrow you know
SOW#2 - Oh you are a ray of sunshine, what do you want to say that for?
SOW#1 - No, they said it on the telly, going to snow tomorrow
SOW#2 - Better make sure you've stocked up then
SOW#1 - Oh yes, that's what I've come in for - sugar and prunes. My canister is nearly full but I thought if it's going to snow I better stock up. But they've run out!
SOW#2 - Run out?
SOW#1 - Of prunes dear, they've run out. Probably because it's been on the telly that it's going to snow.

Argh.
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:48 AM   #8
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SOW#1 - Oh yes, that's what I've come in for - sugar and prunes. My canister is nearly full but I thought if it's going to snow I better stock up. But they've run out!
SOW#2 - Run out?
SOW#1 - Of prunes dear, they've run out. Probably because it's been on the telly that it's going to snow.

Argh.
I always run out to stock up on prunes when it's going to snow.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:19 AM   #9
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LOL! maybe it's a better idea to stock up on toilet paper!
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:52 AM   #10
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funny you should ask. Re: shit that annoys me. I just found a pic that sums it up quite nicely.

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Old 02-07-2007, 11:06 AM   #11
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People who stop a microwave before it's done, and don't reset the time. You look to see what time it is, and the clock says 0:45
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:33 AM   #12
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--People who enjoy arguing for argument's sake; and

--People whose primary argument on all subjects is, "The Bible says . . . "
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Old 02-07-2007, 11:41 AM   #13
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--People who enjoy arguing for argument's sake; and

--People whose primary argument on all subjects is, "The Bible says . . . "
Amen!
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:07 PM   #14
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--People who enjoy arguing for argument's sake; and

--People whose primary argument on all subjects is, "The Bible says . . . "
This never bothered me because I know that nothing this person says has any value. They just saved me a lot of time.

People who choose not to listen. If I said it and you heard it, you have no excuse not to act on it.
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Old 02-10-2007, 11:01 PM   #15
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This never bothered me because I know that nothing this person says has any value. They just saved me a lot of time.
What do you do if you're related to them?
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