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still eats dirt
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tampa, FL
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Chevy Tahoe chassises with penis compensation package add on.
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Justin Timberlake.
I know, it's petty of me... but let's just look at who this guy has hooked up with:
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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But, look who he hasn't: (that I know of) *Brianna *Sundae Girl *Wolf *Jinx *Me ![]()
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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I would do all of those women...but I would put tape over Britney's mouth.
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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I've seen the pics. Those are not the lips you need to worry about! lol!!
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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he has redeemed all affronts with this, however:
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Justin did try to hook up with me, but I was doing an inventory of my health & beauty shelf.
What annoys me? Stupid people mainly. Specifically today, stupid old women in the health food shop: SOW#1 - They say it's going to snow tomorrow you know SOW#2 - Oh you are a ray of sunshine, what do you want to say that for? SOW#1 - No, they said it on the telly, going to snow tomorrow SOW#2 - Better make sure you've stocked up then SOW#1 - Oh yes, that's what I've come in for - sugar and prunes. My canister is nearly full but I thought if it's going to snow I better stock up. But they've run out! SOW#2 - Run out? SOW#1 - Of prunes dear, they've run out. Probably because it's been on the telly that it's going to snow. Argh.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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LOL! maybe it's a better idea to stock up on toilet paper!
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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funny you should ask. Re: shit that annoys me. I just found a pic that sums it up quite nicely.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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People who stop a microwave before it's done, and don't reset the time. You look to see what time it is, and the clock says 0:45
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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--People who enjoy arguing for argument's sake; and
--People whose primary argument on all subjects is, "The Bible says . . . " |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Amen!
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People who choose not to listen. If I said it and you heard it, you have no excuse not to act on it. |
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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