a slap in the face

lumberjim · 02-05-2007, 09:47 AM

so, i slapped a salesman today. he is at least as big as i am, maybe a little bigger. fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed. i didnt hit him real hard.

anyone been slapped yet?

monster · 02-05-2007, 10:29 AM

hmmm. deja vue of a slippery slope?

"Happy Slapping" 1
"Happy Slapping" 2

Perhaps I've just had a sense of humour by-pass today.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2007, 07:40 PM

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fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed.

And wasn't having a bad day, armed, and dangerous. It's not a good idea with friends/acquaintances. Absolutely stupid with strangers.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-05-2007, 09:26 PM

If he then presents you with an open wooden case containing two pistols, it's a little late to realize you've just truly put your foot in it.

lumberjim · 02-05-2007, 11:25 PM

pah, it was a love tap. i even hugged him afterwards. no danger, and it was spur of the moment besides. i would have let him slap me.....but he was laughing too hard.

02-06-2007, 10:28 AM

If some guy just slapped me on the street, I would break his arm. Shatter the elbow, permanent damage.
He would be lucky if that is all that happened to em'.

lumberjim · 02-06-2007, 12:11 PM

what if he was smiling when he did it, and you knew him? how much testosterone would you unleash?

Pie · 02-06-2007, 02:36 PM

Not so much testosterone -- if I was sufficiently surprised, there might be a reflexive knee-to-the-groin response.

02-05-2007, 09:47 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a slap in the face so, i slapped a salesman today. he is at least as big as i am, maybe a little bigger. fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed. i didnt hit him real hard. anyone been slapped yet? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-05-2007, 10:29 AM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	hmmm. deja vue of a slippery slope? "Happy Slapping" 1 "Happy Slapping" 2 Perhaps I've just had a sense of humour by-pass today. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-05-2007, 09:26 PM	#4
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	If he then presents you with an open wooden case containing two pistols, it's a little late to realize you've just truly put your foot in it. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

02-05-2007, 11:25 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	pah, it was a love tap. i even hugged him afterwards. no danger, and it was spur of the moment besides. i would have let him slap me.....but he was laughing too hard. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-06-2007, 12:11 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	what if he was smiling when he did it, and you knew him? how much testosterone would you unleash? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-06-2007, 10:28 AM	#6
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	If some guy just slapped me on the street, I would break his arm. Shatter the elbow, permanent damage. He would be lucky if that is all that happened to em'.

02-06-2007, 02:36 PM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Not so much testosterone -- if I was sufficiently surprised, there might be a reflexive knee-to-the-groin response. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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