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Old 02-05-2007, 09:47 AM   #1
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a slap in the face



so, i slapped a salesman today. he is at least as big as i am, maybe a little bigger. fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed. i didnt hit him real hard.

anyone been slapped yet?
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:29 AM   #2
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hmmm. deja vue of a slippery slope?

"Happy Slapping" 1
"Happy Slapping" 2

Perhaps I've just had a sense of humour by-pass today.
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Old 02-05-2007, 07:40 PM   #3
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fortunatley, he had seen this commercial, and laughed.
And wasn't having a bad day, armed, and dangerous. It's not a good idea with friends/acquaintances. Absolutely stupid with strangers.
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:26 PM   #4
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If he then presents you with an open wooden case containing two pistols, it's a little late to realize you've just truly put your foot in it.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:25 PM   #5
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pah, it was a love tap. i even hugged him afterwards. no danger, and it was spur of the moment besides. i would have let him slap me.....but he was laughing too hard.
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Old 02-06-2007, 10:28 AM   #6
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If some guy just slapped me on the street, I would break his arm. Shatter the elbow, permanent damage.
He would be lucky if that is all that happened to em'.
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Old 02-06-2007, 12:11 PM   #7
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what if he was smiling when he did it, and you knew him? how much testosterone would you unleash?
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Old 02-06-2007, 02:36 PM   #8
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Not so much testosterone -- if I was sufficiently surprised, there might be a reflexive knee-to-the-groin response.
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