Books about Sex

LabRat · 03-02-2007, 10:02 AM

I was at the university bookstore yesterday browsing the sale table, and bought The Guide to Getting it On, a sex guide by Paul Joannides. (2006) Best $7 I will EVER spend.

I was up till well past midnight last night and read the first fourteen chapters.

(I don't usually make it to the 10:00 news...)

I remember finding a copy of The Joy of Sex in the public library when I was 10 or 12, but didn't get much actually read because I was too nervous of being caught with it.

So far, this is a spectacular book. Have you read/bought it? Have you read/bought others? What are your recommendations?

Spill the beans!!!

wolf · 03-02-2007, 10:17 AM

I might have a turn of the (19th to 20th) century marriage manual around here somewhere ...

Shawnee123 · 03-02-2007, 11:18 AM

I think this is a good time to use the old line "Know it? I wrote the book on it!"

Cloud · 03-02-2007, 11:26 AM

you're right--The Guide to Getting it On is the BEST!

BigV · 03-02-2007, 02:55 PM

Read?! I only know how to write!

Cloud · 03-02-2007, 03:21 PM

I gave mine to Daughter No. 1--never got it back.

03-02-2007, 05:40 PM

pwned.

SteveDallas · 03-02-2007, 06:40 PM

I've never run across that particular book--it sounds good. So what particularly did you like about it?

I'm sure you'll run right out and buy this one!

This one is a fun read, but I expect most normal (i.e. non-contortionist) people would injure themselves if they tried most of these.

Perry Winkle · 03-02-2007, 06:54 PM

I remember finding a copy of the "Hite Report" when I was like 13. I devoured the thing.

It was pretty mind-blowing then, not sure what I'd think of it now.

SteveDallas · 03-02-2007, 07:09 PM

"Been there, done that?"

Perry Winkle · 03-02-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

"Been there, done that?"

More like, "Damn, that still sounds fun."

monster · 03-02-2007, 10:54 PM

Books about sex get me in trouble.

no, no! Not in THAT way!

Or that way,

Wash your filthy mind.

I have a funny children's picture book about "the birds and the bees" ....and the humans. It's always been lying around our house -no secrets here.

I lent it to my kid's teacher ( a like-minded friend). She sent it home in his backpack. He was bored on the bus, found the book in his backpack, started to read as per my instructions when bored on bus -read a book. Shared with friends, cause a commotion, bus driver confiscated book and put in a DISCIPLINE REQUEST against him for the CONTENT of the book! It was rejected, she developed a vendetta against my family -which resulted in her receiving three disciplinary actions.

Just before Christmas, she arrived early at our stop and left early -without my kids. I called up, she was sent back, she was steaming and screamed at me and afterwards claimed I threatened her. She was disliplined again. Unsatisfied, she went to the police and told them I'd threatened her. It was thrown out (bus full of tittle-tattle kids as witnesses, who in their right mind would hope to pass off a story like that in front of them?).

Proof indeed that sex books can get you into trouble.

here's the Book

xoxoxoBruce · 03-03-2007, 01:10 AM

tittle-tattle.... pretty sure I know what it means, we use tattle tale, but never heard it before.

Paul J. · 03-03-2007, 07:51 AM

Thanks much for your kind words, LabRat!
--Paul the author of the book

Undertoad · 03-03-2007, 08:17 AM

Welcome to the Cellar Paul J., and now you will have to reveal how you found the thread!

03-02-2007, 10:02 AM	#1
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Books about Sex I was at the university bookstore yesterday browsing the sale table, and bought The Guide to Getting it On, a sex guide by Paul Joannides. (2006) Best $7 I will EVER spend. I was up till well past midnight last night and read the first fourteen chapters. (I don't usually make it to the 10:00 news...) I remember finding a copy of The Joy of Sex in the public library when I was 10 or 12, but didn't get much actually read because I was too nervous of being caught with it. So far, this is a spectacular book. Have you read/bought it? Have you read/bought others? What are your recommendations? Spill the beans!!! Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

03-02-2007, 10:17 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I might have a turn of the (19th to 20th) century marriage manual around here somewhere ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-02-2007, 11:18 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I think this is a good time to use the old line "Know it? I wrote the book on it!" __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-02-2007, 11:26 AM	#4
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you're right--The Guide to Getting it On is the BEST! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-02-2007, 02:55 PM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Read?! I only know how to write! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-02-2007, 03:21 PM	#6
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I gave mine to Daughter No. 1--never got it back. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-02-2007, 06:40 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I've never run across that particular book--it sounds good. So what particularly did you like about it? I'm sure you'll run right out and buy this one! This one is a fun read, but I expect most normal (i.e. non-contortionist) people would injure themselves if they tried most of these.

03-02-2007, 06:54 PM	#9
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I remember finding a copy of the "Hite Report" when I was like 13. I devoured the thing. It was pretty mind-blowing then, not sure what I'd think of it now.

03-02-2007, 07:09 PM	#10
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Been there, done that?"

03-02-2007, 10:54 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Books about sex get me in trouble. no, no! Not in THAT way! Or that way, Wash your filthy mind. I have a funny children's picture book about "the birds and the bees" ....and the humans. It's always been lying around our house -no secrets here. I lent it to my kid's teacher ( a like-minded friend). She sent it home in his backpack. He was bored on the bus, found the book in his backpack, started to read as per my instructions when bored on bus -read a book. Shared with friends, cause a commotion, bus driver confiscated book and put in a DISCIPLINE REQUEST against him for the CONTENT of the book! It was rejected, she developed a vendetta against my family -which resulted in her receiving three disciplinary actions. Just before Christmas, she arrived early at our stop and left early -without my kids. I called up, she was sent back, she was steaming and screamed at me and afterwards claimed I threatened her. She was disliplined again. Unsatisfied, she went to the police and told them I'd threatened her. It was thrown out (bus full of tittle-tattle kids as witnesses, who in their right mind would hope to pass off a story like that in front of them?). Proof indeed that sex books can get you into trouble. here's the Book __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-03-2007, 01:10 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	tittle-tattle.... pretty sure I know what it means, we use tattle tale, but never heard it before. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-03-2007, 07:51 AM	#14
Paul J. Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3	Thanks much for your kind words, LabRat! --Paul the author of the book

03-03-2007, 08:17 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Welcome to the Cellar Paul J., and now you will have to reveal how you found the thread!

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rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	pwned.