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Old 03-05-2007, 08:45 AM   #61
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Deconstruct me, baby.
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Old 03-05-2007, 02:54 PM   #62
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Els tends to make me gag a little...
Whassamattah? Too predictable? Clearly, you've not looked closely at any of Bri's pictures. Besides, she likes it. And so do I. :p

Alternate, less diplomatic, probably outright insulting response: I told you not to try and deep throat me the first time out.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:37 PM   #63
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I told you not to try and deep throat me the first time out.
That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.

I wasn't making any statements about the desirability of any cellarites.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:39 PM   #64
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Maybe he can handle the straight part fine, but where it makes one of those "el" turns, he gags...
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:41 PM   #65
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That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.
Damn. I *am* too predictable. Sigh.
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Old 03-05-2007, 04:43 PM   #66
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Damn. I *am* too predictable. Sigh.
Don't sweat it. grant always says that--no matter what your response to his rudeness (which he started here, btw) he always claims that that was exactly what he wanted from you.

Dick.
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:42 PM   #67
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Dick.
Correction: Big Dick.
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:51 PM   #68
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That's the exact response I was trying to elicit.
Voila!
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Old 03-05-2007, 05:58 PM   #69
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It's good to know I can make women hate me long distances just as well as I can in person.
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:00 PM   #70
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Give it up guys, she's gonna be a bitch all next week anyway.
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:05 PM   #71
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So much slagging so little shagging...
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Old 03-05-2007, 06:34 PM   #72
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I like Grant!

But then I like dick...
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:48 PM   #73
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TransAtlantic bike trip, Grant?
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Old 03-06-2007, 06:56 AM   #74
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TransAtlantic bike trip, Grant?
Yeah, I think my plans have changed, sir. We'll have to put that beer on hold.

...Kevin Smith is going to do a Q&A in London on April 3rd...so I could see my favorite fat man, too!
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Old 03-06-2007, 08:00 AM   #75
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People used to tell me I looked like Kevin Smith. I think that was before I got so grey, though.
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