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Looking forward to open mic night.
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You seem to be on the same page as lookout now...worlds are colliding for my millemiation celebration...fabulous!
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infectious waste case
Join Date: Oct 2007
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I want toast and I want toast and I want toast again
But it's mouth hunger and I am going to bed Night night x
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
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I always thought someone should make gum in flavors such as cheeseburger and tiramisu to satisfy mouth hunger. I guess toast could be one of them too.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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the good: I'm seeing Beowulf tonite!
the bad: it takes me just a smidgeon more than the full ring of my cell phone for me to get downstairs to where it is. I miss it by a few seconds Every.Single.Time.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Quote:
A solution springs to mind.
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My phones are both cell phones. But I'm not gonna carry them up and down, up and down, in the house with me. I don't get--or want--enough calls to justify that.
Daughter No. 1 said, buy yourself one of those phone clips. But what would I clip it to? I generally don't wear much around the house . . . I'd have to hang it around my neck. Like an albatross.
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polaroid of perfection
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You need a smaller phone..
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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We have to go back, Kate!
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lol
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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Makes me wonder what nipple rings sound like.
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Help! My rings are ringing! What ring-tone matches my nipple-tone?
Lets nip this in the bud.
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or I could just tuck it under a boob and leave it there.
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Doctor Wtf
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Ahem ... does it have a ... errr ... vibrate mode?
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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