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Old 05-25-2007, 01:45 PM   #1
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<In a hushed voice> I had a phone interview today while "working from home."
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Old 05-25-2007, 08:01 PM   #2
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I use the google search bar as a spell checker.
That's very risky! So many pages have misspellings in them that you can sometimes get hits even if it's spelled wrong.

Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.
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Old 05-25-2007, 09:02 PM   #3
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Unhappy

[quote=Sometimes I want to leave. As in just, leave. Go somewhere else. Like on the other side of the world. Never to see or be seen by any person I know now.[/QUOTE]

I can so agree with this. Also, really deep down, I've never realy liked me.
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:04 PM   #4
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Sometimes I want to leave.
Sometimes I want to leave
Never again, for me to grieve
Alone I can wear my heart on my sleeve
It's all done for me and I want to believe

That I would not miss them, not for long
I'd use the free time and write a new song
I'm sure they would miss seeing me in my thong
Especially my wife, who'd be starving for dong.

So, I'll stay underneath the weight of my Id
That holds me inside the the box and amid
The circles and lines and inside bottled lid
The comfortable house with two wives and a kid.

err......two kids and a wife. fucking rhymes.
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Old 05-25-2007, 10:11 PM   #5
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secret
regret
forget
no sweat


see how that works?
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Old 05-28-2007, 11:55 PM   #6
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I'm dropping one of my classes before I fail it.
Bad me.
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Old 05-29-2007, 12:08 AM   #7
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Smart, I told my students to do that all the time.
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:05 PM   #8
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I was, in conventional terms, a *very* bad boy this weekend at the Pagan Festival. Go me!
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:10 PM   #9
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You cant leave it at that 'spode?????
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Old 05-29-2007, 08:13 PM   #10
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Did Splode FINALY get him some ??
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Old 05-29-2007, 09:46 PM   #11
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Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:21 PM   #12
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I benefitted in the end.
I bet you did!
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:52 PM   #13
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I bet you did!
How do you know he meant that end?
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Old 05-31-2007, 08:17 PM   #14
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How do you know he meant that end?
This is Elspode we're talking about.
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:55 AM   #15
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Words don't do it justice, and I didn't take pics. Let's just summarize by saying that I feel considerably better about this insane lifestyle than I did awhile back. I will tell you this much: at one point around my campfire Sunday night, there were three bought and paid for male slaves who were gifted to my wife, all of them Army or recently discharged, the oldest of which was 25, competing to see who could fling glowstick bracelets into the fire using only their peni. This caused some considerable level of excitement to the already overstimulated ladies present. I benefitted in the end. Well, and before all that. And even before *that*.

Strangely, although it was probably a bit much to the average American, it was really not at all out of line. These guys didn't push any of the ladies to do anything they didn't want, they were obedient to the commands issued by Selene (she sort of stage directed things, which helped to keep it on the edge, but not over the edge), and they were, in general, fine examples of young American males having a good time.

.....and?

It was just getting interesting.
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