Tell us a secret. - Page 5

TheMercenary · 06-03-2007, 10:02 AM

I'm killing time waiting for work.

TheMercenary · 06-03-2007, 10:12 AM

Find out where you spouse or SO is right now, track them on their mobile phone: http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html

kerosene · 06-03-2007, 07:34 PM

that cracked me up, merc. Thanks.

Sundae · 06-04-2007, 10:58 AM

I had really bad wind today after overdosing on jalapenos yesterday. Seriously, it was like I was chanelling Dizzy Gillespie via my butt - and it was as smelly as it was loud.

I was only working with one person today, but it was my male boss and I didn't feel comfortable letting rip in front of him. It got to the point where I'd been holding them in so long my eyes were bulging. So when he left to go over to the warehouse I sighed with relief, walked to the front of the shop (I wasn't going to sit in my own stink!) and set my noxious children free. Only for the boss to walk in a couple of seconds later, to pick up the box he'd left at the front of the store whwile he unlocked the car.

I just hope he thought the smell had drifted in from outside.

wolf · 06-06-2007, 01:45 PM

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

jester · 06-06-2007, 01:51 PM

sometimes i wish i lived alone

skysidhe · 06-08-2007, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

oh come on! don't be a tease!

Beestie · 06-14-2007, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Not much of a secret, but ...

Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool.

You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.

Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.

wolf · 06-15-2007, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beestie

You're right - that's not much of a secret. The only thing worse than keeping a secret is telling everybody that you're keeping a secret.

Now login using one of the collective handles and commence spilling the beans. We'll pretend we don't know its you.

*ahem*. I did point out that it was on CNN and FoxNews on the day it happened.

Also the front page of several local newspapers.

BigV · 06-04-2007, 12:45 PM

must... fight... mental image... of extending SG's... Dizzy Gillespie's analogy... errrGGHHH.... ballooning cheeks...

AAARRRGGH! Too late. bwahahahahahahhahaha!

BigV · 06-06-2007, 01:52 PM

she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!

wolf · 06-07-2007, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it!

If something is on Fox, CNN, and the AP Wire, does that make it a secret?

Cloud · 06-06-2007, 02:10 PM

sounds like a lot of fun, Elspode.

Secret? Um . . .

I like cats better than people.

jester · 06-06-2007, 02:13 PM

i am surrounded by cow turds, oh wait......... i guess that's only a secret to those who are in fact "cow turds"

glatt · 06-06-2007, 03:21 PM

Hillary Clinton is having a fund raiser in the parking lot across the street from my building in an hour. They have been doing sound checks for the last few hours, which disturbed an interview I was just doing. But I did get to see Katharine McPhee doing a sound check on my lunch break. I had to Google her to see who she was.

06-03-2007, 10:02 AM	#1
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I'm killing time waiting for work. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-03-2007, 10:12 AM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Find out where you spouse or SO is right now, track them on their mobile phone: http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/english/index.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-04-2007, 10:58 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I had really bad wind today after overdosing on jalapenos yesterday. Seriously, it was like I was chanelling Dizzy Gillespie via my butt - and it was as smelly as it was loud. I was only working with one person today, but it was my male boss and I didn't feel comfortable letting rip in front of him. It got to the point where I'd been holding them in so long my eyes were bulging. So when he left to go over to the warehouse I sighed with relief, walked to the front of the shop (I wasn't going to sit in my own stink!) and set my noxious children free. Only for the boss to walk in a couple of seconds later, to pick up the box he'd left at the front of the store whwile he unlocked the car. I just hope he thought the smell had drifted in from outside. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-06-2007, 01:45 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Not much of a secret, but ... Sometimes I get to do stuff that is so extraordinarily cool, but then I can't talk about it to anyone. Not CIA/MI-6 kind of cool, but pretty cool for normal-ish people cool. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-04-2007, 12:45 PM	#10
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	must... fight... mental image... of extending SG's... Dizzy Gillespie's analogy... errrGGHHH.... ballooning cheeks... AAARRRGGH! Too late. bwahahahahahahhahaha! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-03-2007, 07:34 PM	#3
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	that cracked me up, merc. Thanks.

06-06-2007, 01:51 PM	#6
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	sometimes i wish i lived alone

06-06-2007, 01:52 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	she said "tell us a secret" not "tell us a secret exists". spill it! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-06-2007, 02:10 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	sounds like a lot of fun, Elspode. Secret? Um . . . I like cats better than people. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-06-2007, 02:13 PM	#14
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	i am surrounded by cow turds, oh wait......... i guess that's only a secret to those who are in fact "cow turds"

06-06-2007, 03:21 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hillary Clinton is having a fund raiser in the parking lot across the street from my building in an hour. They have been doing sound checks for the last few hours, which disturbed an interview I was just doing. But I did get to see Katharine McPhee doing a sound check on my lunch break. I had to Google her to see who she was.

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