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wolf · 02-24-2003, 01:00 AM

I suddenly think that tw's score will be much more interesting that slang's.

(although J03's might be illuminating as well)

Uryoces · 02-24-2003, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Your score is:113

INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.

Hey Graham! I got a dagger of Ogre slaying!
You aren't there! You're in a tavern getting drunk!
Okay! But if Melanie Griffith is there, I want to do her!!!

Stress Puppy · 02-24-2003, 04:27 PM

INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan.

..... Yeah.

slang · 02-24-2003, 05:51 PM

Your score is:128
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.

INSANITY INDEX 7.11 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or<B> gunplay.</B> Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont.

Nice, but I had the day off from my shit job from hell today. I'd like to take this test again immediately following my daily guided visualization session/fantasy in which I kill 95% of the world's population with a handle from a desk drawer and a roll of wheat pennies.

Then, I'll do much better.

wolf · 02-25-2003, 01:03 AM

The test is amazingly accurate.

But damn, I scored higher than slang???

Bitman · 02-25-2003, 06:44 PM

Things you've been dying to know (yes you have, admit it):

Lowest score:

Your SaniTest(TM) Results

Your score is:73

INSANITY INDEX 3.01 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are about fifty cards to the deck, perhaps as a result of exposure to traumatic stress. You may wish to seek some tranquil surroundings, or hide in a closet for an extended period of time. Others who scored at this level include abrasive radio personality Howard Stern and first lady Laura Bush.

Highest score:

Peter Ambrose from Wellington was examined on 1/14/03.
The patient scored 178 on the SaniTest (TM) scale and was assessed as: Absolutely psychotic and highly dangerous. Insanity Index 10.00

tw · 02-25-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by wolf
I suddenly think that tw's score will be much more interesting that slang's.

How do you score someone who attack the test - and then suffers injuries when the test retaliates?

Carpentry is so much easier. You get to beat on nails, and they rarely fight back or disagree. My hammer is big and has teeth. Is there any category on that test for this additional information?

russotto · 02-26-2003, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by tw
My hammer is big and has teeth.

No, that's a saw. The hammer is also big, but no teeth -- at most a claw.

warch · 02-26-2003, 03:03 PM

If I had a hammer...

Uryoces · 02-26-2003, 03:30 PM

I think tw has a drywall hammer. The teeth leave indentations that the mud[plaster] can cling to. I assume it's used for drywall.

jaguar · 02-26-2003, 05:52 PM

6.73
*banks away from wolf without breaking eye contact*

wolf · 02-27-2003, 12:38 AM

*grateful jag is on the other side of the international dateline*

jaguar · 02-27-2003, 01:56 AM

hard to make eye contact over the horizon anyway

jmf · 03-03-2003, 08:31 AM

predisposed to excessive introversion and morbid fantasy... scored with Nick Nolte (trying to to think of TSG) and Sir Francis Bacon... The only thing I ever envied NN for was punching Eddy Murphy...

02-24-2003, 01:00 AM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I suddenly think that tw's score will be much more interesting that slang's. (although J03's might be illuminating as well) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-24-2003, 04:27 PM	#18
Stress Puppy Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fresno, CA Posts: 359	INSANITY INDEX 6.58 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are completely unbalanced. This is not a terribly serious condition, and can even be rather charming if not mixed with a violent temper or serious subtance abuse problem. Others who scored at this level include publisher Larry Flynt and famed explorer Ferdinand Magellan. ..... Yeah. __________________ ~Stress Puppy~ Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur

02-24-2003, 05:51 PM	#19
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Your score is:128 For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX. INSANITY INDEX 7.11 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you are markedly unstable. You likely have difficulty concentrating, occasionally make very bad choices, and are susceptible to dramatic mood swings that can lead to social embarrassment and/or<B> gunplay.</B> Other notable people who scored at this level include hard-drinking author Ernest Hemingway and incredibly wealthy murderer John DuPont. Nice, but I had the day off from my shit job from hell today. I'd like to take this test again immediately following my daily guided visualization session/fantasy in which I kill 95% of the world's population with a handle from a desk drawer and a roll of wheat pennies. Then, I'll do much better. __________________ FTFF

02-25-2003, 01:03 AM	#20
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The test is amazingly accurate. But damn, I scored higher than slang??? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-25-2003, 06:44 PM	#21
Bitman cellar smellar Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: californy, baby! Posts: 403	Things you've been dying to know (yes you have, admit it): Lowest score: Your SaniTest(TM) Results Your score is:73 INSANITY INDEX 3.01 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are about fifty cards to the deck, perhaps as a result of exposure to traumatic stress. You may wish to seek some tranquil surroundings, or hide in a closet for an extended period of time. Others who scored at this level include abrasive radio personality Howard Stern and first lady Laura Bush. Highest score: Peter Ambrose from Wellington was examined on 1/14/03. The patient scored 178 on the SaniTest (TM) scale and was assessed as: Absolutely psychotic and highly dangerous. Insanity Index 10.00 Last edited by Bitman; 02-25-2003 at 06:47 PM.

02-26-2003, 03:03 PM	#24
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	If I had a hammer... Last edited by warch; 08-31-2007 at 11:56 AM.

02-26-2003, 03:30 PM	#25
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	I think tw has a drywall hammer. The teeth leave indentations that the mud[plaster] can cling to. I assume it's used for drywall.

02-26-2003, 05:52 PM	#26
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	6.73 banks away from wolf without breaking eye contact __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

02-27-2003, 12:38 AM	#27
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	grateful jag is on the other side of the international dateline __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

02-27-2003, 01:56 AM	#28
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	hard to make eye contact over the horizon anyway __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-03-2003, 08:31 AM	#29
jmf live from your moms house Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Your mom's house... Posts: 16	I always felt sort of schitzothymic... predisposed to excessive introversion and morbid fantasy... scored with Nick Nolte (trying to to think of TSG) and Sir Francis Bacon... The only thing I ever envied NN for was punching Eddy Murphy... __________________ Dropping science like galileo dropped the orange.

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