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01-08-2012, 05:52 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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You were probably itching because there were bugs burrowing under your skin.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-08-2012, 08:14 AM
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still says videotape
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01-08-2012, 07:13 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I think I'd rather be carrying satan's baby!
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01-08-2012, 09:20 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I haven't the foggiest idea what that means.
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01-08-2012, 10:37 AM
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Trolls hate me
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01-08-2012, 10:44 AM
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Trolls hate me
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01-08-2012, 11:08 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Completely and utterly disgusting.
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01-08-2012, 07:53 PM
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Trolls hate me
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Years of playing hockey and I never got anything more than a cut on my head, but a slip in a parking lot got me out of work for 8 weeks.
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01-08-2012, 11:24 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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 Nice. |
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01-08-2012, 05:32 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Ouchies!
Did this involve a motorbike, by any chance?
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-08-2012, 05:45 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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He was mauled by a rare Ohio coyote.
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01-09-2012, 10:29 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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TF,IBHAW, Try the rusty badger.
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01-08-2012, 05:56 PM
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Master Dwellar
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holy jesus fuck!!! think i'd rather pop a boner and slam it again and again with a cinder block than have that happen to my ankle!
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01-09-2012, 02:09 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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 JFC philthy, how the fuck does such a thought even occur in the mind?! Personally, I'd rather cut my foot off at the knee with a rusty badger than slam my little buddy with a, well w/anything except a vagina.
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01-08-2012, 07:56 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
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it looks like they left a few extra bits in there
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