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still says videotape
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friggin ow!
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01-08-2012, 08:48 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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It's going to be extra fun next time you go through the metal detector at the airport!
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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01-09-2012, 12:56 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Raw liverzzzzzzzzz...
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01-09-2012, 12:04 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Location: West Yorkshire
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Sorry, missed you post in the distugtingness that was maine's open wound[s].
Blimey Infi - I hope you don't have a "little surprise" come next full moon. And by "little surprise" I mean a litter of puppies. Cute and all, but I bet they play hell on the nipples. |
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01-11-2012, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NE US of A
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Technically not a bruise
This is what Lyme disease looks like!
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01-11-2012, 09:46 AM
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Ouch!
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01-11-2012, 06:46 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
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DOXYCYCLINE, STAT!!!
Man, I got bitten on the nutsack by a tick when I was hiking in Japan, I made damn sure I got onto antibiotics straight away just in case. I'm not having a big red rash like that on my plums, no thank you.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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05-05-2013, 09:27 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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Slipped on stairs.
Sober. Had my arms out to grab Diz because he was trying to chase Mia up the stairs. They're not supposed to be out at the same time, but Dad opened both the doors, and after all you can't really blame someone with dementia for not remembering a cat timetable. Have similar bruises on thigh and shoulder, - I fell on my right side - but more difficult to photograph.
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05-05-2013, 10:01 AM
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Back in 10
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Wow that makes my forearm bruise that I acquired yesterday helping rope a cow look like a baby bruise!
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05-05-2013, 10:11 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I see a screaming face.
I don't know if that makes it better or worse. Your story is far cooller though.
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05-05-2013, 10:28 AM
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Back in 10
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I always pride myself on being the best cow turner. They have to turn their head in the direction of the roper unfortunately running thru the woods makes for tree root tripping. I caught myself with my forearms and boobs. Only the former bruised along with my ego.
 Hard to take a picture of one's forearm... who knew?
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05-05-2013, 03:56 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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05-13-2013, 11:24 PM
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Location: Seattle
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05-31-2013, 08:40 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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We Can End This Thread, Now...
...because I win.
Went out the front door in flip flops yesterday AM. CCA front deck and steps were quite wet. Stepped down onto second step, encountered a zero friction episode, legs flew straight out, and my lower back came directly down, full force, onto the edge of the second step. Pic on the left was taken about five hours post incident, pic on the right was taken about 18 hours post incident. I am truly grateful that I apparently did not break my back. To be completely fair, the second pic is taken considerably closer in than the first, but I think the depth of the stunning purple hue speaks for itself. The wires are from my TENS unit, for which I am exceedingly grateful.
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05-31-2013, 09:15 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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fuck
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