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Old 09-28-2007, 03:42 PM   #1
paddlegal
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What did Bubba do?

It's Friday, I'm feeling goofy. Try this. Post something that is so stupid that only Bubba would do it.

Here's mine.


Bubba would go water skiing in a cypress knee bayou.



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Old 09-28-2007, 04:07 PM   #2
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Bubba would get skinned knees.
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:36 PM   #3
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Bubba would, in an expression my friend Russ is fond of, "lose a game of tic-tac-toe to his own shoes."
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:43 PM   #4
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Bubba would fall in a barrel of titties and come out sucking his thumb.
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Old 09-28-2007, 04:53 PM   #5
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Bubba would have a sore ass.
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Old 09-29-2007, 06:15 PM   #6
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Bubba would have a shrimp boat, but eat all his profits.
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Old 10-12-2007, 06:36 AM   #7
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Bubba would mis-read the username of the starter of this thread as Padd- legal.

Oh wait, that was me.
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Old 10-12-2007, 11:21 AM   #8
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Bubba would call his son at 6 am to come get him out of jail because he was driving around drunk and stoned first thing in the morning and got pulled over.

Thanks dad, you dumbass.
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Old 10-12-2007, 11:28 AM   #9
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Bubba would call his son at 6 am to come get him out of jail because he was driving around drunk and stoned first thing in the morning and got pulled over.

Thanks dad, you dumbass.
Mockingbird, are you SERIOUS???
Your family has it all the wrong way around. YOU are the college student. It's YOUR job to get busted driving drunk and stoned at 6 am, and your DAD'S job to bail you out and call you a dumbass.
Damn that's funny. Did the cops see it this way?
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Old 10-12-2007, 11:53 AM   #10
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Nah, the cops are used to it so they just laughed it off. (gotta love small towns)

Then again, I was stoned when I picked him up, so it was pretty funny.

"Hey, dad, I got us like 10 of those breakfast mcwhatever thingies lets go eat and watch baseball"
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