Bruises - Page 5

Sundae · 10-13-2007, 11:21 AM

Razz can wallop me if I'm wrong, but I have enough of my own to recognise them.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-13-2007, 09:52 PM

Ahahaha...no that's ok...alot of people think they're scratches at first...it *does* kind of embarass me...but mostly they're there because my body goes through that whole "becoming a woman" thing....all at once....like...I just wake up one day and my boobs are up a whole nother cupsize..and hips are the same way.

So yes, to be honest, I was sorta embarassed to post that but...I shouldn't be...it's just me.

monster · 10-13-2007, 10:22 PM

*phew* steered clear of this one. I have zillions -and then some- ...pregnancy was not kind to me. i should be brave and post a pic.

but back to your original programming..... I'm voting over-zealous lover.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-14-2007, 12:40 AM

again peoples....NOT a sex injury :p

oh yeah that's the side of my hip too...I cropped it kind of wierd...sorry...so that explains the lack of bellybutton...

Sundae · 10-14-2007, 04:09 AM

Razz - mine are from weight gain over the years, but I got my first in my teens when I was uber-fit and my skin was at its most elastic - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too.

Stretch marks, like cellulite, are simply part of being a woman and no-one should ever be ashamed that real life doesn't come with an airbrush.

DucksNuts · 10-14-2007, 04:54 AM

Stretch marks are fairly genetic arent they?

Like some people are HUGE during pregnancy and dont get them, and others have relatively small increases in size are riddled with them.

Sundae · 10-14-2007, 04:57 AM

I wonder if (like baldness) they come down through the other gender? My Mum has very few stretch marks despite 3 children. And yet I was marked simply by becoming a woman.

ZenGum · 10-14-2007, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

SNIP - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too.
SNIP

Just reminded me, did anyone else get, about 2 or 3 months ago, a wave of spam, advertising penis enlargement stuff, with the title "GET A VISIT FROM THE BIG DICK FAIRY"???

I can think of several interpretations, and I'm not too keen on any of them. Some less so:

A (Timid) "But ... who are you?"
B (Gruff) "I'm the big dick fairy. Roll over!"

We all hate spam but at least they had a sense of humour about it.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-14-2007, 09:04 AM

*timid* To be perfectly honest SG, your photo on the NSFW thread is what gave me the courage to post mine here...

Clodfobble · 10-14-2007, 01:44 PM

Stretch marks are weird. I didn't get a single one from my pregnancy. BUT, I got my boobs pretty much overnight like Razz and Sundae--tons of stretch marks all over them.

monster · 10-15-2007, 07:31 AM

OK, I reckon you were doing the tellytubby dance with a bony-ass tinky winky, razz.

Razzmatazz13 · 10-15-2007, 08:11 PM

ahahah..I'll just tell you all in super special invisible ink so you don't have to know if you don't want?

This was an allergic reaction to a very painful wasp sting...this photo taken 3 or 4 days *after* the initial sting....which hung around for another two weeks or so...owwie.

BigV · 10-17-2007, 02:35 AM

pokin

I knew it.

Sundae · 10-17-2007, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

*timid* To be perfectly honest SG, your photo on the NSFW thread is what gave me the courage to post mine here...

Thank you for telling me

I will put that on my list of Good Things That Happen Because of Me (and that is not sarcasm - I'm trying to be my own Clarence here)

I'll post one in my swimsuit next - frightens the horses less.

BTW - OWWWWW for the real reason.

busterb · 12-15-2007, 05:53 PM

Right forearm from 12/11/07 wreck. Have more, but no photos.

10-13-2007, 11:21 AM	#61
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Razz can wallop me if I'm wrong, but I have enough of my own to recognise them. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-13-2007, 09:52 PM	#62
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Ahahaha...no that's ok...alot of people think they're scratches at first...it does kind of embarass me...but mostly they're there because my body goes through that whole "becoming a woman" thing....all at once....like...I just wake up one day and my boobs are up a whole nother cupsize..and hips are the same way. So yes, to be honest, I was sorta embarassed to post that but...I shouldn't be...it's just me. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-13-2007, 10:22 PM	#63
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	phew steered clear of this one. I have zillions -and then some- ...pregnancy was not kind to me. i should be brave and post a pic. but back to your original programming..... I'm voting over-zealous lover. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-14-2007, 12:40 AM	#64
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	again peoples....NOT a sex injury :p oh yeah that's the side of my hip too...I cropped it kind of wierd...sorry...so that explains the lack of bellybutton... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-14-2007, 04:09 AM	#65
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Razz - mine are from weight gain over the years, but I got my first in my teens when I was uber-fit and my skin was at its most elastic - the puberty fairy came overnight for me too. Stretch marks, like cellulite, are simply part of being a woman and no-one should ever be ashamed that real life doesn't come with an airbrush. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-14-2007, 04:54 AM	#66
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Stretch marks are fairly genetic arent they? Like some people are HUGE during pregnancy and dont get them, and others have relatively small increases in size are riddled with them.

10-14-2007, 04:57 AM	#67
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I wonder if (like baldness) they come down through the other gender? My Mum has very few stretch marks despite 3 children. And yet I was marked simply by becoming a woman. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-14-2007, 09:04 AM	#69
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	timid To be perfectly honest SG, your photo on the NSFW thread is what gave me the courage to post mine here... __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-14-2007, 01:44 PM	#70
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Stretch marks are weird. I didn't get a single one from my pregnancy. BUT, I got my boobs pretty much overnight like Razz and Sundae--tons of stretch marks all over them.

10-15-2007, 07:31 AM	#71
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OK, I reckon you were doing the tellytubby dance with a bony-ass tinky winky, razz. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-15-2007, 08:11 PM	#72
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	ahahah..I'll just tell you all in super special invisible ink so you don't have to know if you don't want? This was an allergic reaction to a very painful wasp sting...this photo taken 3 or 4 days after the initial sting....which hung around for another two weeks or so...owwie. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

10-17-2007, 02:35 AM	#73
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	pokin I knew it. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-15-2007, 05:53 PM	#75
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Right forearm from 12/11/07 wreck. Have more, but no photos. Attached Images __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

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