Good bye, dearest cellarites - Page 2

lookout123 · 10-19-2007, 07:23 PM

sadly that was an entirely separate incident.

SteveDallas · 10-19-2007, 07:31 PM

Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

lumberjim · 10-19-2007, 10:20 PM

no wonder tw bothers you so, lookout....what with his ....thing he does with cucumbers and the like....it all makes sense now. you should apply for government assistance.

ZenGum · 10-20-2007, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

I second that. The callousness displayed here is just the tip of the Iceberg. I'll send a Rocket at anyone being mean from now on.
Lets just squash this before it takes up too mushroom. If we apple-y some effort we can keep things all peachy.

:p

I also want to nominate the most dangerous fruit in the cellar: Sheldon.

(Sorry, Sheldon, couldn't resist).

DucksNuts · 10-20-2007, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown.

Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

bwahahahahahaha...i think its the alcohol, but that seriously tickled my fan-cy

DanaC · 10-20-2007, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

that is until he stopped to tie his shoe just outside of the pentagon one fateful morning. you see, he unfortunately bent down to tie his shoe right next to a fruit stand. he was diligently bringing the second loop around the first when the last words he heard were "oh shit! a plane!" and then a pineapple fell upon his head.

the produce section is a very touchy subject for me.

I think that's the funniest thing I've read in months. Cheered me right up that did....also I got up this morning with an overwhelmng desire for fresh fruit and veg, bought from the borough-market stalls rather than a supermarket. Sorry if this touches a nerve Lookout...I also am truly sorry for your loss....I bought plums by the way...just thought I'd mention.

Spexxvet · 10-20-2007, 09:42 AM

im in ur froot stand frowin froot at ur brover

Cicero · 10-20-2007, 04:23 PM

The produce section has always been pretty touchy for me too...oh uhh..

They just make those whole foods boys so hot now......is it a requirement?

Sorry. Being "sensitive" now. "Nice."

Now if you will be kind enough to explain the vegatable and your mama story. What in the hell happened there?

lol!@ Zen......

Urbane Guerrilla · 10-24-2007, 10:54 PM

Somehow, Spexx, I think you shouldn't throw fruit with your mouth full, brother or no brother, sister or something in between. That's just... odd. :p

nightowl · 10-26-2007, 04:35 PM

"and then a pineapple fell upon his head."

lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for...

10-19-2007, 07:23 PM	#16
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	sadly that was an entirely separate incident. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-19-2007, 10:20 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	no wonder tw bothers you so, lookout....what with his ....thing he does with cucumbers and the like....it all makes sense now. you should apply for government assistance. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-20-2007, 09:42 AM	#22
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	im in ur froot stand frowin froot at ur brover __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-20-2007, 04:23 PM	#23
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	The produce section has always been pretty touchy for me too...oh uhh.. They just make those whole foods boys so hot now......is it a requirement? Sorry. Being "sensitive" now. "Nice." Now if you will be kind enough to explain the vegatable and your mama story. What in the hell happened there? lol!@ Zen...... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-24-2007, 10:54 PM	#24
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Somehow, Spexx, I think you shouldn't throw fruit with your mouth full, brother or no brother, sister or something in between. That's just... odd. :p __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

10-19-2007, 07:31 PM	#17
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Lookout, I'm truly sorry for your tragedies, and I'd like to apologize for all the insensitivity everybody has shown. Come on everybody, I challenge you: lettuce be more sensitive in the future.

10-26-2007, 04:35 PM	#25
nightowl Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: the southern edge of the tranquil beauty of the paha sapa... Posts: 3	"and then a pineapple fell upon his head." lookout...I grieve with thee...thank goodness a limp pickle was not the cause of your brother's demise, for surely then, some real explaining may have been called for... __________________ nightowl "flying through the night in his stylish brown wingtips...yes, indeedy d o...or maybe doo doo...

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