November 12, 2007: Axe-murderer featured on advent calendar - Page 2

Gravdigr · 11-14-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

This discussion of advent calendars reminded me of the best holiday movie ever made, Bad Santa.

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

omg, when BB Thornton went off in the food court, and at the kid "no I don't want f***ing sandwich" I laughed so hard I cried.

My fav line from "Bad Santa"? "You ain't gonna shit right for a week." (or something like that)

HungLikeJesus · 11-14-2007, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

My fav line from "Bad Santa"? "You ain't gonna shit right for a week." (or something like that)

That was good. So was this:

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Willie: [the kid on his lap stares blankly at him] Well, what do you want? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me, all right? What the fuck are you doing, Don't fuck with my beard.
Kid: Its not real.
Willie: No shit.
Willie: Ya see, it was real, but then Santa got sick and all the hair fell out, so I have to wear this fucking thing
Kid: How did you get sick?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Santa?
Kid: No, it was her sister

and this

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Willie: Jesus, kid. When I was your age, I didn't need no fucking gorilla. And I wasn't as big as one of your legs. Four kids beat me up one time and I went crying home to my daddy. You know what he did?
Kid: He made it all better?
Willie: No, he kicked my ass. You know why?
Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
Kid: He tried to teach you not to cry and be a man?
Willie: No. It's because he was a mean, drunk, son of a bitch. And when he wasn't busy busting my ass, he was putting cigarettes out on my neck. The world ain't fair. You've gotta take what you need when you can get it. You've gotta learn to stand up for yourself. You have to stop being a pussy and kick these kids in the balls or something.

ViennaWaits · 11-16-2007, 08:02 PM

HLJ - thank you for making me laugh until I almost peed.

That made my day.

Anada · 11-17-2007, 10:03 AM

very interesting.. and I am near Hannover now, I should go and check it out!.. it might be part of the history of the city, but I think is surreal to "inmortalize" it like that!

Cloud · 11-17-2007, 10:07 AM

I wonder what's behind his little door?

11-16-2007, 08:02 PM	#3
ViennaWaits That's some bad hat, Harry. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 83	HLJ - thank you for making me laugh until I almost peed. That made my day. __________________ There is no smoking on this flight, but you can light up whatever you like once we land in Jamaica.

11-17-2007, 10:03 AM	#4
Anada professional world traveler Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: right now: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 12	amazing in a kind of sick way... very interesting.. and I am near Hannover now, I should go and check it out!.. it might be part of the history of the city, but I think is surreal to "inmortalize" it like that!

11-17-2007, 10:07 AM	#5
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I wonder what's behind his little door? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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